Sup Dailybooth,
Edgar Allen Bro here, taking over @alcohol's page for a sec.
Just wanted to show you all of my new collars. Pretty legit huh?
Yeah got a kegger to hit up over at the frat house with Mark Twain tonight, so I'm gonna go ahead and get going.
Oh yeah and he wanted me to ask you guys to stop unfollowing him for whatever lame reasons that you are doing such.
That's kinda gay and unfollowing to boost your follow/follower ratio is so not chill with bros like me.