Don’t date a girl who reads because girls who read are the storytellers. You with the Joyce, you with the Nabokov, you with the Woolf. You there in the library, on the platform of the metro, you in the corner of the café, you in the window of your room.
Today I spent some money on a coupla DVDs. Oldschool. Keeping it ever classy with 'Roman Holiday' and 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' starring Ms. Hepburn... and 'Bad Boy Bubby' which has successfully made its way in several 'Most Disturbing Lists of all time'.
I think I did well with versatility.
My eyes are also no longer virgins to the entirety of 'The Human Centipede'. Perfect family movie.
And also I am allowed to look like this - big shirt, hair up and four-eyed, because I had a big night last night. Today is the aftermath of a fantastic ladies night. Chyeah.
