Wearing my Portugal Top, because I'm totally into Sports!
"Hooray, he's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has the ball. That's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed. Apparently that deserves a round of applause. "
Ps ignore the underwear in the background. It is my Laundry Fort.
My beautiful darling, love of my life. I fear for the day when we part, when I have sucked all your luscious juices. Then I will move on to your sister. Because it was 2 for £2.50 and I was so very thirsty.
