In the spirit of Valentines Day, here's my crotch and I, post Chinese takeaway, watching Big Fat Gypsy Wedding because I feel too fat and disgusting to get up and find the remote =D
I thought your bed was under the stairs, the stairs are now a tv? I'm impressed.
I spend Tuesday nights watching Biggest Loser eating unhealthy food. this week's choice....doughnuts.
@Jeniffer69 You no longer post the accompanying picture with your spam. How disappointing.
@Parkerboy I don't recall saying it was myyyy room!
@Jeniffer Sorry, but without the picture I'm really not believing that these short voice messages are either fun to share or fun to listen to. You're losing your passion, my love. Take some time off, regroup, I'll keep things running here.
@Sparrow Tactfully put :) I am indeed at "someone else's"!
So you are at someone else's??? How do we even now it is you? My files on you don't have crotch details (Apart from ones entered based on today's booth)
You're watching what? Andrew, I am disappointed in you. Now, surely that type of program is enough to make anyone want to find the remote. What's more important to you: keeping your sanity or letting your brain congeal?
PSHAW. A crotch shot is not worth all this pain and torment.
@Parkerboy See! You're not getting a better picture of my crotch that easily, Sir.
@tismrwells Sorry, but you have no idea how difficult it was to heave my bulk to the remote. If it's any consolation, and I'm sure it's not, I hated every second, and made damn sure Allan knew it.
@Kester Hah, thanks. Comments on my cleanliness are always appreciated!