i am your constant companion. i am
your greatest helper or heaviest burden.
i will push you onward or drag you down
to failure. i am completely at your command.
half the things you do you might just as
well turn over to me and i will be able to do
them quickly and correctly.
i am easily managed-you must merely
be firm with me. show me exactly how you
want something done and after a few
lessons i will do it automatically. i am the
servant of all great individuals and, alas, of
all failures, as well. those who are great, i
have made great. those who are failures,
i have made failures.
i am not a machine, though i work
with all the precision of a machine plus
the intelligence of a human. you may run
me for a profit or run me for ruin-it
makes no difference to me.
take me, train me, be firm with me,
and i will place the world at your feet. be
easy with me and i will destroy you.
going to eat dinner with family tonight :]
people are MAKING FUN OF MY GLASSES??! :(
and here i thought they were the swag of the year...
swag is still in right??
Youuuu like my glasses don't youuu????
Yeah? Good ;) I do too...
