I have commitment issues. Lots and lots of commitment issues. Romantic relationships, jobs, even platonic friendships-commitment makes me skin crawl (said in pirate voice). However, I didn't realize how bad they were until I realized I can't even commit to daily booth! So here i am! I'm starting early on the new years resolutions, and I've decided TO COMMIT-to daily booth. So @I_am_Myk , @captain_jerm , @Gator , @tiffstatic@Free_to_Dream , I'm back bishes!!! See that look in my eye, it's screams positivity! And commitment!!! Muahahahaha
This is the stray black cat that wanders around the dorms. I fed him the turkey in my turkey and cheese sandwich today. The fact that he looks a bit evil and nips my fingers when I feed him makes me love him all the more.
This was not the highlight of my day though. Highlights consisted of:
1. Almost getting ran over by a bus
2. Attending an amazing conference on creating safe spaces for LGBTQ youth (and feeling all grown up and important by being there)
3. Being told by a middle aged Filipino woman that I just met that she "can't swing that way, I like the penetration too much...you know, the dick"
Which leads me to my QOTD: what's the crazies thing a stranger has told you?
This is my what the hell are you doing face. Normally I reserve it for people who are acting like idiots. I had to give it to myself today. Why you ask? Well daily-boothers, I had two midterms last week that are worth a large part of my grade for the respective classes they're in. "Oh, so you studied your ass off" is what you're saying, because after all that is the logical thing to do. No, no I did not study my ass off. I studied maybe a total of 20 min for each test....and for each test I was literally one point away from getting a B. Now, notice the greasy hair up in a messy ponytail and the slightly smeared mascara. This is the physical representation of the absolute lazy slump I've been in lately. I was too lazy to SHOWER today. Ew, gross I know. So, NO MORE LAZY SLUMP. I will STUDY, I will make it to EVERY CLASS! I will SHOWER DAILY! But the question is how?
How do you guys take yourself out of your lazy slumps? What motivational tips can you bestow upon me?
So today is my first day of daily booth-ing, and I thought I would put the most productive thing I did all day-reading a Norwegian girl's palm. Yes, I read palms, but it's ok because I got to tell her she was going to have lots of a sex and a very long life which= lots and lots of sex.
My day also consisted of talking to schizophrenic man at the bus stop who insisted on changing my nationality from Spanish, to German, to Russian (I'm not any of those nationalities).
And now- I have finally made my Daily Booth. Let the good times roll.
Amalia is a 26 year old female from United States.
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Working on my B.A. in psychology at University of Hawaii at Manoa. This is ironic because I'm insane. Looking for other insane people to enjoy life with.