Today I was late for work, again, but it was worth it, I spent the entire morning jerking off my dad. I've been told that it's gross, and illegal in some places, but I did it anyway. Then during my lunch break I had one of those happy meals at McDonalds, and an idiot kid tried to take my toy. I cut his throat, and got blood all over me, so I had to run home for a change of clothes. My boyfriend was packing his belongings and gave me the news, he was leaving me for a pale chick, who draws her eyebrows on. I broke both of his arms and legs with a hammer and set him on fire. I was late for work again. Had a few beers with a co-worker, bought some rope on my way home, had a nap, and now I'm about to hang myself in the closet.