I love my friends. We couldn't get into an R rated movie on Saturday because my derp friend (you can assume which one that is) forgot his ID!
A man in a bar walks up to the bartender and says, ""I bet you $100 that I can pee from one end of your bar to the other."
The bartender thinking that it's impossible to pee such a long distance agrees to it.
The man then stands on the bar, unzips his pants, and starts to pee. He gets halfway there and then starts to fizzle out.
The bartender then says, "Now give me $100."
The man began to laugh as he forked over the $100.
The bartender asks, "You just lost money. Why the hell are you laughing?"
The man then says, "I bet the guy at the table over there $1000 that I could get you to let me pee on your bar."
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying on the ground?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pool?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
I don't stay up late to finish homework. I wake up early. I feel like I do better work when I do that.
SO I've been up since 4:00. I have another hour to finish this. LET'S GO!
If anyone would like to listen to what I'm listening to, check out The Hush Sound. You should listen to City Traffic Puzzle, Momentum, and anything else you find!
Every time I go on facebook I feel like I'm hiding from fb messenger. Does anyone have that problem? This sounds so incredibly douchey, but just because I'm your friend on facebook and I am online does not mean that I want to chit chat about how much homework you have or about your annoying brother who is playing his Xbox too loud.
I'm color blind. Help me. What is the color of this shirt? My friends thought that it was funny telling me that it was green and then it was gray and then it was green and so on.
