It takes a very large amount of effort to look this much of a state, trust me.
Sometimes, I'm about 90% sure that I'm a bigger state than Arizona, or Ohio.
I’ve currently got a really bad headache, so I’m faced with the classic catch 22 situation:
I should really be wearing my glasses whilst I’m sitting using the computer. But my glasses make me look like an asshole.
But it's fine, because my hair is making me look like an asshole anyway.