The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
London is drowning-and I live by the river.
Here look at my back.
Its a sexy back.
And check my calfs. Aint they just hot as fuck?
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag,
and smile, smile, smile.
I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!ELEVEN1!!
You'll find me cruisin about you're local car paths in my auto mobile, playing cassettes, and beastin Radio 2.
I'm a mad bastard really : D
WHAT ELSE HAS HAPPENED IN THE TIME I'VE NO BOOFD?
Dailybooth got wierd and shitey looking, i see that happened.
I had my prelims, I failed one, passed one, and the other one is English, so I'll find out how i done on that in like... 3 years.
Anyway, must be off, this mad man has some Irn-Bru to drink, and toast ti eat.
Over Bridges of Sighs,
To rest my eyes in shades of green.
Under Dreaming Spires,
To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been.
WHO ACTUAL AM I?
smiling in a picture.
never heard the likes.
If I made milkshake, so many boys would come to the yard.
Seriously. Its better that yours.
Damn right.
It's better than yours. I guess I could pass on my wisdom.. But You'll well have to pay for it.
PAY TOP DOLLA FO MAH MILK SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.
Wooooo Happy 90 picture day.
Uhm.
I guess.
Just noticed it... not really... celebrating........
*hides party hat*
An ending fitting for the start
You twist and tore out love apart
Your light fingers threw the dark
Shattered the lamp and into the darkness cast us all.
I tidyed my room.
I put off studying.
I had an enjoyable time.
First day back at school was FINE FINE FINE I spose ;D
Nothing to complain about, nice to see people again and stuff : 3
I'm off school tomorrow, for a super special secret reason, which depending on the outcome, may remain super special and secret ;D
Thouroughly looking forward to tomorrow night though.. get to see @EnvyAndWinegums Which is always a very enjoyable thing : 3
I REALLY REALLY WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE 127 HOURS BTW.
IT LOOKS WELL GID.
AND THE FILM THATS COMING OUT SOON CALLED 'NEDS'.
ALSO LOOKS WELL GID.
Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread
Boris the spider!
HI HI HI GUYS.
How's it a-hanging? ;D
MATE BTW. I'm eating chicken right now.
Irrelevant, and not usefull information at all, but there you go. I'm eating chicken.
Deal wi it haw haw.
I need to stop spending money.. I buy too much shite and crap.
I think I spent like 30 quid over the past 2 days on sweets, chocolate, burgers and chips.
SAKE.
But I ain't seen nothing like him,
In any amusement hall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid,
Sure plays a mean pin ball.
So I got in, sat down, and ate dinner. Was gid.
OH BUT AYE before yonder, had a good past few days ;D
On Mondayyyy, went round to @EnvyAndWinegums for a banterously fun time ;D
Was made more eventfull by the appearence of Monsieur @Nomis and Lady @Aileen .... oh and Joe.. that guy..
BUT ANYSCOOT, There was drinks and dramatics. Not really, but there was fun.
THENNN TUESDAY BROUGHT ALONG WITH IT a shopping day in Glasgow with @EnvyAndWinegums , where I purchased some T-shirts, shirts, bla dee bla dee blaaaa. It was terrificool : )
I enjoyed it ;D
Then a nice night, nice morning, visiting, seeing, talking to people, and homeward we tread.
"Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta),
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo). "
HO HO HO, AM A BAD MO FO!
Hellllllloooooooo all you boothers in boothland ;D
Cherry Mristmas Everybodyyy!!! : D : D : D !!!!!!
Hope the big fat red man was good to you, and that he didn't fondle you while you slept...
*cough*
ANYWAY.
Here's a fine selection of Christmas Cracker jokes which I procured from the dinner table, just to tickle yer pickle n that:
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing! TROLOLOLOLOLOL that get you going? heres MOAR!
Q. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team?
A. BECAUSE SHE RAN AWAY FROM THE BALL!! LOLOLOLOLOL
ohhhhh the sheer wit.
Well best be off ho's and hoette's.
I have a chocolate fudge cake to attend to.
