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Zachary

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January 26th, 2010

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This is a sad sammich. Do you know why it's a sad sammich? Because I had to make it myself. A man's rough and burly hands are no good at making sammiches. Sammiches need the soft and sensual hands of a woman to be made effectively.

Brandonbop
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Hey, that's a sandwich.

January 26th, 2010
ChaosHazard
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I concur.

January 26th, 2010
Zachary
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@brandonbop Sandwich? I do not understand this archaic expression.

January 26th, 2010
Justin
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Preach Brotha Preach!

January 26th, 2010
pretentioususer
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I heard @Wit makes good sammiches.

January 26th, 2010
Michelle
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yet you eat them with your hands and are going to dirty them up! Next time I'll make you a sammich then make you eat it with a fork.

January 26th, 2010
JohnnyPHreak
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My mom doees make good sammich (I can't believe I just said that) but she always messes mine up. So I'll have to disagree.

January 26th, 2010
Crystalsgt
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hahaha my mom calls it a sammich as well but she doesnt no that shes sayin it wrong! lol

January 26th, 2010
Lingenfizzle
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Not cool. I was all set up to be like, "there are no sad sammiches", and then you pulled this out. Misogyny? Man, that's fighting dirty. You know I can't say no to some good misogyny.

January 26th, 2010
critterspun
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Fake sammich. Probably put together by Chinese prison labor. Way worse.

January 26th, 2010
Jaredu
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@Zachary I'm afraid I'm going to have to declassify this as a sammich.

A sammich by definition (Source: Urban Dictionary) is that which is most awesome, perhaps even greater than life itself.

I'm sorry my friend but you have made... *shudder* A Sandwich.

Chew dispairingly...

January 26th, 2010
DanielCarter
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You are correct.

January 26th, 2010
pantsareunwelcome
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@aka_damien you heard correctly.

it's a sad day today Mr. Zach. a sad day indeed.

January 26th, 2010
ohceecee
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@zachary either way, you are nommin' on it now.

January 26th, 2010
blaireau
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I can make a beast of a sammich.
but not for you. :p

January 26th, 2010
Navah
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*runs into kitchen* SORRY! SORRY! I was looking after the children and cleaning the house! *whips out fancy sammich materials*

January 26th, 2010
iLove_Shoes
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mine are the best :)

January 26th, 2010
Wit
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@aka_damien you heard wrong.

January 26th, 2010
MichaelMidnight
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Ladies take to heart this image! Yes you can!

January 26th, 2010
GlitchComputer
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@Zachary hahaha ask your mom to do it!!

January 26th, 2010
mickie
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Oh Zachary... *shakes head*

*le sigh*

January 26th, 2010
crimsong19
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Umm ... I'm a guy and I can make okay sandwiches.

January 26th, 2010
MersPers
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*goes off on a rant about sexism* *sighs* *makes sammich*

January 26th, 2010
cashoooo
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Amen, brother. Amen.

January 26th, 2010
cashoooo
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This is me laughing at woman's rights. HA! HA!

January 26th, 2010
samantha
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I can't even deny that I enjoy making things, like saNDwiches, for Cade. So. I fall right in to the women-in-the-kitchen stereotypes and jokes.

January 26th, 2010
malaray
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LIES!

January 26th, 2010
n_nat
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as much as I hate to say it, I'm a suckr for men who like a proper sammich.

January 26th, 2010
americangraffiti
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That is appalling. Your hands should have been nowhere near the sammich until it was ready for eating.

January 26th, 2010
briannakb
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Let me guess. After your sammich, you'd like some cookies?

January 26th, 2010
francesca365days
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you should get a sammich shirt from sxephil

January 28th, 2010
Beckttard
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I wish I had soft, sensual, woman hands..

January 28th, 2010
DaangMel
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NICE HEADPHONES BRAH.

:D

January 29th, 2010
babemalo
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@zachary that's what Subway/ Mr. Pita is for.
''Are you home alone w/ a empty fridge and no special friend to cook for you..well come on down to your local Subway...(and i cant think of anything to finish this)...lalaala"

Id make one 4 u, but I'll have to charge you...plus ur 100's of miles away :)

January 30th, 2010
8monicadance
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hey how are you

February 10th, 2010
alexmonsterrrr
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i'll make you a sammich :)

February 17th, 2010