Bleh, new haircut.... yes, I know I look like Gok Wans illegitimate offspring!
I went up to this fat chick in the pub last night,
"You're a big lass aren't you?" I said,
"Tell me something I don't know" She replied, with a tear in her eye,
"Salad tastes nice"
I taxi more zoots than cabs and trams and camper-vans in Amsterdam
Spaced out, munching cookies, bunning zoobies
A thickness creeping out from under hoodies
Drop hot rocks the size of suns
Hit bongs and breathe green smog from fiery lungs
Crashing out like stunt teams, hungry
Raid the fridge for munchies like monkeys from Jumanji
Sharpie Pens
2 Monster Pens with Sick Ink
2 Monster Pens with Pink and Blue Paint
Tub of Sick Ink
Krink Pen with Purple Paint
Jimi Crayon Sketch Pad
KidRobot Fat Cap Lady Pink
What's the difference between Catholic Priests and Women Drivers?
Catholic Priests know when to pull out.
Watched the golf in 3D earier, Its fucking realistic.
Tiger woods came out of the screen and fucked my wife.
