I unfriend people when I see the same depressing-ass status update for 3 weeks in a row. Stop being sad on facebook and go outside and do something to make it better.
If it's like...a serious situation, you don't need to broadcast it to try and get sympathy. Expressing your sadness is fine...the first couple times, but when every status I see on your page is depressing as all hell, I just don't want it on my feed anymore.
My neighbors saw me doing this and looked at me like I'm frickin insane.
Am I the only one that puts milk IN the bottle when it's almost empty? Theres perfectly good chocolate just waiting to be nommed, just waiting on the sides of the bottle! Gotta shake that shit up :p