I said,"Doc, got a problem. Girlfriend is sleeping over Fri, ex-wife is sleeping over Sat and wife is coming home Sun. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." Doc says, "You know that is dangerous for any man. I'll give them to you but you return to my office Monday so I can check you out." I agree! Monday morning I return with my arm in a sling. The doc asks, "What happened"? I answered, "Nobody showed up!"