I've got jury duty next week, but I lost my stupid slip.
So I think I'll feign ignorance and go to jail.
(They probably won't call me anyway.)
Also, I'm supposed to be getting my boating license soon.
Which isn't a license.
It's a boating safety certificate.
That doesn't sound as cool as license.
I went on a road trip to New York last week with a friend. We totaled 896 miles. Spent the first day lost in Long Island/Queens. Then the rest lost upstate. But we saw some nice scenery.