Tiffachu

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    I've decided that all of you are increasingly boring and I don't even know why I come to this site anymore.
    I'd crack a joke about free porn, but I'm sure some jerk would actually send me some. That's all this site is really good for anymore.

    You all suck. Except @Nathasha_Lovegood. She's the only person to have a fun conversation with me in months.
    She's the new favorite. c:

    I hope all of you have a lovely day, despite the fact that I basically just called you all weenies. <3

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    23 hours 18 minutes ago

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    You know that moment when you just start thinking "Hey, my parent/s are actually kind of cool, I really do enjoy being around them."
    And then almost out of nowhere something really insignificant happens that they try to tear a new asshole into you for, and it ruins any sort of progress maybe made?
    Literally, just happened. And it sucks.

    Well, done complaining about how my dad is an asshole. Well, not really. I just don't really know what else to say. I'll probably go complain on a different social networking site.

    Latuh playuh.

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    1 day 19 hours ago

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    Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

    Today was cool. Nothing could really bring me down these days, life is rad. Even with death and cooties and break ups here and there, life is good.

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    2 days 15 hours ago

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    'tis I! Tiffany! Here to save you from a shitty evening!
    Well, more or less make it less shitty by supplying you with a very minimal amount of entertainment.

    I was bored as I came home only 20 minutes ago and it's nearly one in the morning. So I figured "What the hell, let's skim through porn titles." Because, you know, pornographic directors are usually quite creative, and it's something interesting to do.

    My favorites were "ACID SEX", "ANAL FIREBALL", "AIRTIGHT GRANNY", "E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE" and last, but not least "CLIMAX SHOTS #70: MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER"

    Oh porn, your titles are even better than actually watching you. <3

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    4 days 7 hours ago

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    And because of that, I hope you have a lovely day. c:

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    4 days 21 hours ago

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    3 days left of class, and then I'm homefree for two months? Sounds too good to be true.

    And of course it is. Hell-oh summuh skewl! Whatt'a fuckin' blast. -.-
    Regardless, i'll make the best of this summer. c:


    I hope you all have an awesome time too. Don't get pregnant, and if you do, at least be sure to catch something. Like AIDS.
    Like all the kids are saying now- YOLO! So go big or go home.
    With AIDS, of course.

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    1 week 3 days ago

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    Ohey, this is Captain boothin fer Tiffany.
    Meow.


    How bad am I procrastinating studying for finals when I'm boothing as my cat? Pretty damn bad. The time has come- to study. -.-

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    1 week 4 days ago

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    It was windy yesterday, I couldn't help myself.
    (I always think of @Truth_Be_Told whenever I do side photos- it used to urk him so much. I can't blame him- it gets annoying.)

    I've been getting so sleepy lately- maybe I have mono?
    And maybe that mono is mutating into something crazy- like Bird Flu? And I wake up after sprouting wings and have a beak.. and all I can do is coo like a pigeon?
    That would be quite the adventure. And hey, look at the bright side. I'd be able to fly, and even then the sky wouldn't be the limit.

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    May 10th, 2012

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    It's super oober windy out- my cat, Captain, keeps looking out the window with this look of acid trippery that I have yet to have ever seen in my two years of owning him.

    It's rad.
    Just like this weather.

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    May 9th, 2012

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    WARNING: repost.
    Sorry guys, haven't had time to take pictures.

    I'm going out with my best friend of 8 and a half years tomorrow night- well, WAS my best friend.. She kind of disowned me. First concert i've been to in nearly a year- considering the last one I went to was with her as well. I don't really know what to expect, but for some reason, it makes all of my inner organs sad.
    AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
    "But Tiffany, you said 'all of your inner organs', all of your organs are inner."
    LOLNOPE. FUN FACT TIME! The time where we learn fun facts, that are fun. (And also happen to be factual.) Your skin is an organ. Your largest organ actually! (Although I feel your intestines would be much, much bigger. Maybe it makes a difference if it's in length? Who knows.)

    Warning: The following material is rated R, for Really Fucking Stupid. Because I am about to complain about my emotions. And stuff.
    You've been warned.

    There truly comes a point in life where you get smacked in the head with the frying pan of reality, forcing you to face what you've been trying to look past.
    And that's that you're not at all where you thought you'd be. Beyond without the people you thought you'd be with. And most of all, not at all the person you expected you'd be.

    But you can't deny anything anymore, especially when you're too busy in the ER getting diagnosed with a mild concussion. Frying pans, who knew?

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    May 2nd, 2012

Tiffany?!!11! is a 16 year old female from United States.

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My name is Tiffany.
I live on Earth at present, and I don't know what I am. I know that I am not a category.
I am not a thing — a noun.
I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary
process — an integral function of the universe.

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