February 15th, 2009

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Dear World,
My hair is getting way to big. Sorry mum and dad for looking so much like a bloody mess.
Hello everyone, my name is Tiago MagalhÃes and anticipating any possible joke (since I have heard them all) I do manage to know that my surname perfectly matches with the one the portuguese government gave to that ridiculous computer. In fact, I do feel angry about their action and so, as an act of protest, I'll dress myself as a computer on Carnival or the equivalent, Mardi Gras or Graas, whatever.
I am engaged on the most amazing and spectacular journey of them all, becoming a British. Although some of you may say, "Have you gone out of your mind?!" I will stick to my adventure. Therefore, complementary to my daily picture I am also going to post the "Most recent British idiomatic expression learnt" followed by a random sentence involving it. So, here it goes: Fool's errand
"Now I realise it was a fool's errand to seek for a bloody hot girl with brains".

Ps: This is not my room, it is my Dinning Room. How amazing is that? If it is your desire to, you may rate it from 0 to 10.
Double PS: I have spent my Valentine's Day alone, observing the two million couples I came across with. Keeping my fingers crossed, I hope next year I will finally find some bloody hot girl with enough dynamite to blow her nose (from the british idiom: "If her brains were dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose")

Have a nice day full of the joys of spring.
Yours sincerely,
Mr MagalhÃes
  • moreirat

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    1ª: "The 'Swing' movement" see History book page 169
    2ª: Carnival WTF?!?
    3ª: hmm nice painting 4/10 lol
    4ª: hi five!!! LOOL

    February 16th, 2009

Tiago is a 18 year old male from Portugal.

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