You know, in my country jalapeƱos are not so common, so many people don't know what they are. I talked about them (and your parody) with a friend of mine.
Then that friend and I went on vacation in England, and he ate a nacho. He found a little green thing, and he said "oh, a piece of zucchini!" Yum!!! And then he was like "ooooh my mouth! my mouth! my mouth is on fire!!"
He felt sick for a whole day!
Now we alway say "I wanna eat a jalapeƱoooo!! - I don't."
ok, it's not so funny, but you shoud have been there when he ate it. I wasn't able to stop laughing! haha :D