Decided to do this just for fun. I'm silly, mind you, and yes, I purposefully used CAPS on everything for pointless effect.
If I were a day of the week, SUNDAY.
If I were a time of day, I'd be HIGH NOON.
If I were a planet, I'd be The SUN.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a LION!
If I were a direction, I'd be UP.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a BURNING COUCH.
If I were a liquid, I'd be the LAVA.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be RUBY.
If I were a tree, I'd be ON FIRE.
If I were a flower, I'd be ON FIRE.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be ON FIRE.
If I were a color, I'd be ORANGE.
If I were an emotion, I'd be ANGRY.
If I were a fruit, I'd be ON FIRE.
If I were a sound, I'd be AN EXPLOSION.
If I were an element, I'd be HYDROGEN.
If I were a car, I would be FUEL EFFICIENT.
If I were a food, I’d be SPICY.
If I were a material, I'd be MOLTEN.
If I were a scent, I'd be TOO HOT TO SMELL.
If I were an object, I'd be MELTED.
If I were a body part, I'd be *CENSORED*.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be A CRAZED SMILE.
If I were a song, I'd be LOUD AND SWEEPING.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ON FIRE.
If I were a relationship status, I'd be ON FIRE!!
If I were a kiss, I'd be HOT.
If I were a smile, I'd be BRIGHT.
