So @Catrific tagged me in this 5 facts business so here they are:
1. I'm wearing Batman boxers right now. I only show them when it's a Dark Knight.
2. I use moist wipes when i poop. It's like a angels dancing in and around my bum.
3. I think I ate a spider in my sleep last night. So I skipped breakfast today.
4. Tacos are my favorite food. But ironically, Mexicans are my 2nd favorite culture. Barely getting edged out by Transylvanians.
5. I have an average sized penis. Average is still 3-4 inches right?