Awkward old me.
Why does a dog wag its tail? Because it is smarter than the tail.
If the tail were smarter than the dog, then the tail would wag the dog.
Just got my hair cut :)
LOVES IT SO MUCH! MY hairdresser is truly an amazing magic being.
You can't really see it cause the lighting in my basement is utter crapshit so I shall explain it to you.
It's kinda jesbian-esq with a dash of pixies.
I hide my eyes from you cause I feel that they look really gross and red- very crack addict looking :(
xo
This weekend.................
I have pantaloony loads of homework. :(
Have to write about "My First Boyfriend/Girlfriend"
WHAT IF I'VE NEVER HAD ONE?!
They be tryna make me feel inferior!
FML
