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    Answer: ONE BILLION!

    Question: How many people will demonstrate that they “get” the joke by explaining it to me every time I wear this.

    "That's funny! Because you had to BLOW IN IT!"
    "Mmhm. Thank you, Mr Airport Security Man. May I have my driver's license back?"
    "YOU HAD TO BLOW IN IT!!!"

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    October 29th, 2009

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    Whaaaat?

    Story: One time, I wore this shirt to work, and a girl I work with said "I like that shirt, I love that new vintage kind of stuff. Where'd you get that?"

    And I said, "I'm not really sure. It was a gift. Back when Darren Daulton [his name & number are on the back] actually played for the Phillies."

    And she said, "Yeah, I love how they make them look so old like that, even with old players' names!"

    And I sat down and ignored her for the rest of the day.

    It's not really a great story.

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    October 28th, 2009

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    Sylvia. This is not my cat, and I don't like this cat. However, the way she sleeps upside down like that is kind of charming.

    Except for the fact that she lays on her back like that on the stairs, which is just plain creepy.

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    October 26th, 2009

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    Ok, as far as styling, time spent, and general effort exerted, wigs and hairpieces are the way to go. This is my fake ponytail.

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    October 25th, 2009

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    A new addition to my fake hair collection. This is the first one that isn't just a clip in or extension that matches my natural color. Whoa.

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    October 24th, 2009

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    Taken over my shoulder. We sit with our backs to each other on weekends. I'll see him when he gets home from work Monday night.

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    October 24th, 2009

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    Supermarket impulse buy or Negative One Year Anniversary present, depending on who you ask. Regardless, it makes me want to offer to host Thanksgiving so I can put a turkey on it.

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    October 23rd, 2009

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    This can of peaches on my desk is a mystery. I suspect Phil will see this picture in his Twitter stream sometime today and say, "Oh, there's my peaches." If that's not the case, well, there's a peach-leaving bandit on the loose.

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    October 22nd, 2009

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    Twilight Zone picture - my desk, in the state that passes for "clean." I figured I better take a picture so that I could find my way back to this state again some day.

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    October 21st, 2009

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