Question: How many people will demonstrate that they “get” the joke by explaining it to me every time I wear this.
"That's funny! Because you had to BLOW IN IT!"
"Mmhm. Thank you, Mr Airport Security Man. May I have my driver's license back?"
"YOU HAD TO BLOW IN IT!!!"
Story: One time, I wore this shirt to work, and a girl I work with said "I like that shirt, I love that new vintage kind of stuff. Where'd you get that?"
And I said, "I'm not really sure. It was a gift. Back when Darren Daulton [his name & number are on the back] actually played for the Phillies."
And she said, "Yeah, I love how they make them look so old like that, even with old players' names!"
And I sat down and ignored her for the rest of the day.
Supermarket impulse buy or Negative One Year Anniversary present, depending on who you ask. Regardless, it makes me want to offer to host Thanksgiving so I can put a turkey on it.
This can of peaches on my desk is a mystery. I suspect Phil will see this picture in his Twitter stream sometime today and say, "Oh, there's my peaches." If that's not the case, well, there's a peach-leaving bandit on the loose.
Twilight Zone picture - my desk, in the state that passes for "clean." I figured I better take a picture so that I could find my way back to this state again some day.