Here were the requirements for this slam rap/poem abomination....
It had to be a Poem (slam preferably), a Haiku, a Rap, a Def Jam (subjective), Offensive, feature Zack as a 115 year old Cat Wizard, and inclusive of the following slash fiction: Furry/Twlight, Star Trek/Star Wars, Judge Dredd/The Lion King, Lord of the Rings, Junior/The Rescuers (where Arnold is mouse-sized and pregnant), Banjo-Kazooie, & Donkey Kong Country/A Troll in Central Park.
Hopefully I didn't leave anything out! Thanks for the ideas Mac & Peter.
