About
i live in a forest with snow white and her seven dwarfs, i regually give them hair cuts because i do cheap rates and they cannot afford much.
my favourite colours are india green, magenta, crimson, black, and white.
i have no friends because i have moss green hair, look like a tree and jesus loves me.
hippopotamuses often seek refuge in my secret lair that i share with batman, but i do not let them even though they are fit because batman is fitter.
i am secretly married to spiderman although robin thinks we are going out.
darth vader is my father and james bond is my mother (shocked? i am too.)
i am scared of everyone dying and failing at life.
i hate everything about me, and the only thing that keeps me going is my sarcasm.
the sky is green and the grass is blue.
i love you if you read this.
bye.