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    i swear, the only thing i can count on is food.

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    January 17th, 2012

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    "i know a girl who's tough but sweet.
    she's so fine, she can't be beat.
    she's got everything that I desire.
    sets the summer sun on fire..."

    Oh the childhood days that consisted of aaron carter. c:

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    January 3rd, 2012

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    kissing anyone this new years? nope.
    i'll be spending it with my head in the fridge and my bestfriend at my side: @WhatTheFuckery

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    December 31st, 2011

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    I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow.

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    December 21st, 2011

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    and they laughed when
    i said sharkboy was hot.

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    December 20th, 2011

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    according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late.

    that star is dead.
    just like your dreams.

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    December 17th, 2011

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    this was not a oh-so-good day.
    glade to be home watching the big bang theory and just relax.

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    December 9th, 2011

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    is it sad that i still go on club penguin?
    granted, my username is JewGas and i only go on to make fun of children, but still...

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    November 25th, 2011

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    my boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist...

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    November 22nd, 2011

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    only one more day of school, thank god.

    going to dye my hair blonde, what do you think?

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    November 21st, 2011

Melisa is a 17 year old female from somewhere in the universe.

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i live in fucking narnia and im going to be a professional fangirl when i grow up with many, many cats.

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