Today was the first day in... Ever? That I wore a baseball cap. I was on a beach all day drinking and it was fabulous. There were very skinny dogs running around so I bought a huge bag of dog food and ripped it open for them. Happy days.
Things I've lost during Pride: several morals and a touch of self respect.
Things I've rediscovered during Pride: my immense love of glitter... On everything.
Things I've collected during Pride: new friends, but more importantly, A FUCKING RIDING CROP!