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    I made actually thee greatest grilled cheese I've ever made myself today. Wasn't even watching it either. I was washing my teapot. It was the perfect amount of brown.
    Also, by chance we still have cheddar cheese and the only bread we have is really good sourdough. I actually eat so much cheese on a daily basis... like I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in my house to consume any cheddar cheese since Saturday when my Dad bought it - we buy family sized packs and it's 75% done. I've also had some mozzarella.

    Does anyone remember that Star Wars cereal with stormtrooper heads? I REMEMBER IT SO VIVIDLY BECAUSE IT HAUNTS ME. The heads were so gross. Like actually. I am haunted by the taste. For some reason sourdough always reminds me of that cereal.

    Fact: I went to the grocery store with my Mom without a car today 'cause it's like mild out and my brother took the car to Wonderland today.
    I got honked at and I didn't know what to do and omg I hate when people like even look at me like that when I am running errands. I am wearing a bow. This means I am 5 and kisses are for grown-ups.
    I also dislike when people ride their bikes on the side-walk THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE ROAD. Ride with traffic dick-wad...

    BUT I GOT TINY UMBRELLAS FOR DRINKS SO ALL IS WELL.
    TINY. UMBRELLAS.

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    June 2nd, 2011

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    I'm super sassy. Sassafrass Emily - right here.

    My shirt is cooler than yours - accept it.
    Did your shirt make a donation to a charity that gives books to children?
    I hope it did.

    This my jacket. I like it loads. It's not cold. It's just it's way hot outside and my house is so cold in contrast.

    Uh yeah I actually went outside. Park-hopped and walked the trails with my best bud.

    I'VE BEEN SO PHYSICALLY ACTIVE THE PAST TWO DAYS.

    I excersized yesterday for shits and I really enjoyed it so I did so again today.

    Then I basically hiked in my neighbourhood and like the next two sorta neighbourhoods.

    I'm just some sort of crazy lady in the wilderness obvs. OBVS.

    I actually wanted to walk by the river but noooo. Wuteva.
    Not like it's majestic or anything.

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    May 29th, 2011

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    1. This is me trying to casually show that I have a cool watch and a cool bracelet. (Jk I dislike this watch, it's uncomfortable, I just like that it has a light)
    2. I sent my camera in for repairs. HOPEFULLY they can repair it... because I can't for the life of me find an old pentax or my pentax like ANYWHERE on ebay... I was hoping to just get the model ahead of mine for like real cheap since it's been a year and I think they've released something even more fabulous
    (my camera hasn't been made in like 2 years and I got it a year ago)
    3. Pretty peeved that I didn't try to get it fixed earlier... because I went to my boyfriend's family home (which is like beside a farm... and pretty damn picture-esque, it's also in cottage country so it's damn fine)... AND THERE WAS SO MUCH CUTENESS AND SASSINESS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOCUMENTED... in the form of a cat...
    and his nieces... and his sisters.
    dskljfkldjfklskldjfklsjflkdsjf
    4. So yeah I went to my boyfriend's over the weekend... main reason for that weekend: forcing him to take me to fireworks is easier than forcing my parents
    BOO-YA. (in Canada we celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday... and the reining monarch's "Official" birthday on the Monday before/on the 24th on May...)
    5. His family is massive... I met 8 siblings, his Dad, two sisters-in-law, three nieces, three nephews, his Grandma, six dogs, two cats and a couple hamsters.
    I'M NOT DONE MEETING PEOPLE(I met his Mom by chance before but yeah I have 2 brothers + one sister-in-law + three kids to meet)... or animals.
    6. I tried on really tall heels... like 6 inches or more. I ALMOST DIED. I SWEAR. I was actually fine I'm just not used to walking with a purpose. I'm used to scuttling. Scuttling and me are bros. I'll scuttle around the world.
    7. On that note: I have a toms and short-shorts tan.
    Only my legs have changed... and a slight farmers tan.
    Coolest cat: Emily Heil, since 1992.

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    May 27th, 2011

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    "Get me away from here I'm dying,"
    RADIO WHY DO YOU SUM UP MY LYFE?
    RLY? YR SO WILD.

    I do this with my necklaces too much.

    Today I took a bath.. and lobbed off 1/2 my nail with my razor by accident lolz.
    It was a rather nice bath... because I had the radio on and I basics listen to like three sirius/xm channels.. and I was listening to SiriusXmU... and my bath-time was also blog-radio time http://www.aquariumdrunkard.com/
    IT WAS SUCH SWELL MID-DAY, SUMMERY-MUSIC. <3

    Uhh I also got highlights and read way too much of The Fellowship of the Ring... 'cause my boyfriend and I are supposed to be reading it together... and I was supposed to read The Silmarillion but I got sick of reading it off of a PDF and I never got to the library... so yeah he's just about done that... but now his job started and he can't read as much as he used to.
    So yeah he's on like -30 pages and I'm on page 115.
    I WAS LEFT WITH A BOOK FOR LIKE AND HOUR AND A 1/2 I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I'M ACTUALLY TORTURING MYSELF NOT READING IT RIGHT NOW. It's actually so good this time around (I got to page 100 like 2 years ago and got distracted)

    Oh btws it's like 25c here and my Mom made me wear jeans for the hottest hours of the day so we could go to two places to try to get me a job only to have neither place hiring and just accepting resumes into piles for like late-August work... AKA WHEN I'M FUCKING LEAVING TOWN.
    djskfhjksfhjkfhjksdafh dlfdskjlhfdkjshfkjsfh dsjkfhdkjfhkdsjfhlks
    I'M SO BORED. AND SO IN DEBT. AND SUCH A GOOD LITTLE WORKER.
    Somebody higher me? Or give me tuition and rent money? Please?

    Crey crey crey. I'll just dance to the radio alone... kbye.

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    May 13th, 2011

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    That awkward moment when dailybooth for ipod is kinda better than it is for pc... also look at my hand... pretty scary... also my one hand has a freckle... yup. My eyes are tired so I put on my glasses... yeah my desk has a doily on it. My Mom put it here. I think it looks swell so you should just learn to live with it.

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    May 5th, 2011

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    1. Getting a haircut and highlights tomorrow because it's the summer and I can't tan so I make my hair lighter instead.
    2. Watched the Royal wedding with my best friend because we were both out of town when it happened and my Mom taped it... she made me wear a hat and I made tea and cookies.
    3. MONTREAL WAS SO GOOD I HAD A FABULOUS TIME
    4. Boyfriend is returning to me on Saturday
    5. I have a floral romper and white tights everyone should be seriously jealous right now
    6. I cleaned my room today... aka I made the bed (two of them actually because last night I slept in the guest bed because IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE)
    7. I totally went to a frat party in Montreal because my boyfriend lives in a frat and he wanted me to be there for their party... it was good... they just basically casually turn their house into a club for the night... French men friends of Kris's serving me mixed drinks and beer and shit... I'm down with that
    8. I only ate out 3 times because I was only there for dinner-time three nights... but everytime it was so good and free for me (I bought him gelato once because I felt bad... also I paid for poutine)
    9. I saw the terracotta warriors and also some modern art. Kris asked "... was that an art piece?" "Is this art?" after everything though... there was only one time I was legit like "... THIS IS A PIECE?" because it was just really well-lit mirrors and I just thought they had mirrors in the museum until I saw the tag with the artists name.
    10. Still unemployed :'(

    p.s. MY CAMERA BROKE ON THE WAY TO MONTREAL SO I DON'T HAVE A DIGITAL ANY MORE

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    May 5th, 2011

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    1. I moved back home Thursday night... mildly depressing leaving... but I'm pretty jacked to have 4 months of summer
    2. Those 4 months might be really angsty if I don't get a job...
    I PROMISE I HAD/HAVE ONE. YEAH. OKAY...
    so I worked at a plant(factory) last summer, and they wanted me back for student work again. ~'cause I'm fabulous~ (not because my Dad works there at all, no, not at all)
    TOO BAD WE SHIP LIKE 70% OF THE PARTS WE MAKE TO JAPAN.
    and yeah so because of the Earthquake and everything that japanese plant is shutting down for May... might spread into June... it's very iffy
    I'm really not that upset about it though because I could A) Live in Japan and have a freaking earthquake and a nuclear disaster to deal with or B) Be full-time working there and get laid off. or C) Not be in school
    there's actually a whole like, bunch of other terrible shit that could have happened. I could be dead right now. That'd suck.
    No my parents are super-chill about it... also I have a pretty respectable resume and some cover-letter skills.
    Also I'm pretty sure in May I could accept not having a job... 'cause my boyfriend won't have one either so I can like harass him and shit (his job is like mid-June-August).
    3. MONTREAL IN 2 DAYS. Legit almost 48 hours until I'm there.
    4. HAPPY EASTER.
    5. My family wasn't too crazy, and we went to a buffet... I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD ABOUT THAT... because my Dad is actually such an awesome cook, and eating buffet mashed potatoes and ham and whatever... it's just not the same.
    6. I was wearing white tights and yeah... my dog is 14, and has like... skin cancer now... and when we came home it had been like too long (what I mean by that is it had been 3 hours) since she last went out, so she had an accident, then she was all excited to see me so she touched my leg with her back leg. MY LEG WAS WET.
    Awkward... but she's so cute so yeah. I just cleaned my tights... moved on. Cool story, I know.

    kthnxbi kids.

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    April 24th, 2011

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    1. It's 14c out... which obviously means summer and summer hats and shorts and no jackets and sunglasses.

    2. I tried to tan a bit but I think I just burnt my scalp... but yeah it's super bright outside so I was all ~walking my dog~ and my hair wasn't done (it's straight naturally and yeah it like flops around and I need to clip my bangs or else I like choke on my own hair) so I was like looking down and I SAW THE PASTE THAT IS MY LEGS. I BLEND IN WITH THE SIDEWALK. UNCOOL.

    3. Oopsie daisy I haven't been on here in a while so... last weekend I saw Tokyo Police Club. With a boy. Who lives in Montreal during the school year (and decently far during the summer). Said boy is now my boyfriend LOL HOW CRAZY EH? WILD SHIT. No he's lovely and I'm super-happy.
    We also saw a movie, which we both thought was pretty shit... BUT BITCH SAID HE WATCHED THE TRAILER BUT ACTUALLY DIDN'T.
    Note: watch a trailer, make an honest opinion and choose to go or not.
    I DIDN'T WANNA SEE JANE EYRE THAT BAD. I JUST WANTED TO SEE A MOVIE. MY BOYFRIEND IS A TARD.

    4. Its exam time and I should get back to studying

    5. Two weeks until Montreal bitchesss. Yeah - I can legally do like WUTEVA I WANT in Montreal (aka go out and be allowed into bars and clubs and such).. 'cause the drinking age in Quebec is 18 and the drinking age in Ontario is 19... yeupp. Cool story, you know it.

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    April 12th, 2011

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    Oh hey.

    I'm at home again because most of my friends also went home and I kinda wanted to enjoy my weekend being at home lounging. So here I am.

    This couch reclines.

    Wut. Wut.

    Statement: I am clearly not old enough to sign cheques for rent even though I did so today.

    MY SHIRT HAS CATS PLAYING ON IT FOR PETE'S SAKE.

    YES MY HAIR ISN'T CURLY.

    I JUST LEFT IT TODAY.

    Brb digging myself a hole to lay down and never get up out of.
    ~unrelated to my straight hair~

    Uhm... so it's not that great outside. I wanted to ride my bike then I realized 1c isn't warm enough to do that really... with no mittens..

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    March 19th, 2011

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    lol hai still alive.

    Uhm - everything is going borderline swell.

    I'm almost done my first year which is kinda exciting but kinda panic educing because that means exams are super-soon.

    TODAY I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND THE CUPS AND EVERYTHING CHANGED. I was hoping the logo change was a cruel sick joke. NOPE.

    I'm probably gonna see one of my favourite bands again in less than a month. ~woop~.

    Today I got hit in the eye with snow because I wasn't wearing my glasses and it was that windy. It's like hovering around freezing too so it's technically raining but it was like ice-rain. Ice-rain. In my eyeball.

    Yesterday I borrowed my friend's ukulele (I needed to test stuff for a photoshoot I'm in yeah...)... then she wrote me a song with the like 4 chords she knows. It was actually so good.

    I called ~this boy who lives in Montreal 2/3 of the year which makes me super sad but yeah I didn't know him before August kcool~ via skype and she serenaded him too... and then kinda started throwing my verses in there. Also got a little ~inappropriate~ about me... so she just sang "Sexual harassment."

    In other news my wall is possessed and I've given up on my photo wall. It will never stay up. I am merely collecting the photos as they fall.

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    March 9th, 2011