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    Me and my parent's puppy :)

    My Mom was pouring out his food so he was v. distracted. He smells like cocoa powder and I don't know why

    Haircut and stuff yo.

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    1 week 2 days ago

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    Internet
    Meet my whole head with my grown out bangs
    Internet bid adeu to this now.
    For tomorrow I am cutting my bangs again
    when I grow my hair out I tend to be like "FUCK BANGS"
    then I get to the critical point of not being able to handle the piece of my whispy hair blocking a critical piece of my field of vision when I'm running for the bus. (my "bangs" are chin length, yet they refuse to stay behind my ear D:)
    Also, say goodbye to how dark my hair looks right now, for that will also be corrected tomorrow (Jamie, Eliza, only highlights no blue... YET)

    In other news I'm casually in PJs, by casually I mean, I was wearing a skirt but it was restricting and now I am in pj bottoms.

    Tertiary news, I am at my family home. Lovin my animals and also loving the support of my hermit lifestyle (missin my roommates though</3)
    Fourth piece of info... went out for lunch with my Mommy today. Tried two types of cider (once with lunch, once like, literally right now).

    But yeah have to go study for midterms now bye.

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    1 week 3 days ago

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    1. My one eye is squintier than the other (I'm not trying to do this I promise), I wink with my other eye so it's not that. It's probably because like my one eye is more mutated than the other... should probably wear my glasses more
    2. a) I was supposed to go out for trivia at the campus pub tonight but all my buddies forgot/no one can go tonight :(
    2. b) put on eyeliner and wore my best leggings 4 nothing
    (seriously these leggings are my life.... so comfy and they never ride down, neverrrr)
    3. The night is still young. Should probably stop procrastinating now though. Ughhh.

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    January 24th, 2012

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    1. Going to a PJ party with my roommates soon
    2. Kris got me these earrings for Christmas. He's a good bf. Love him (not because he got me these, but it didn't hurt).
    I got him a really nice tea mug so yeah...
    3. This party is gonna be to ridix. It's my residence friends and I really don't know what it's gonna be like. It's probably going to depress me, really.
    I'm all tired and I can't handle my one roommate's sass. She just sassed me because she said I had straight pieces in my hair I wanted to be like "WHATEVER I LIKE IT," but I just laughed...
    4. I always feel the need to tell the whole world really frank facts about my various health issues - so yeah here's another one: got hypnotized over the holidays... so now when Taylor's being crazy/aggressive I'm just like "LOLOLOLOL" it's so good. I'm getting more therapy (CBT, not hypnosis... purely because the hypnotist is like 4 hours away) too to help me laugh at things/stop being so stressed.
    5. Clarissa my lovely roommate is here in my room. She brought cookies. Luv her.
    6. I really approve of hair rollers.... except for the fact that I did them at like 4 in the afternoon and they never dried completely and I casually had to use my curler in there.
    7. I'm going to my 2nd real frat party next weekend lol. Don't h8.
    8. I got an actual spherical lolly-pop today and it's green apple and It's so good. It turns my mouth green. Lovin' it.
    I had to pay for it myself because I was at the cash register with my Dad when I saw them and asked for one. He said "Dig deep"
    My Dad is forever stuck in the 70s with his lingo and I approve so much.
    9. I miss my cats.

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    January 14th, 2012

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    I was going to take this earlier but it was like 3:00 and for some reason my room is like WAY 2 BRIGHT at that time.. like it looked nice in a ~photo~ but my eyes were so burned from not seeing the sun like all break that I couldn't like look like a functioning human because I looked like I recently got an eye disease and couldn't focus on shit. So bad.

    Quiet day cleaning and stuff. Kris left yesterday and so did I. I found some outlines early so I did some readings for biochemistry (our online thingy doesn't go up until midnight tonight even though classes start tomorrow). ~~Back 2 school tomorrow~~

    I have like 5 less hours of class this semester. I only have one lab and 2 of my classes don't have a seminar or a lab. THIS IS BIZARRE FOR ME. I also finished all my mandatory math/stats and physics courses EVER. My roommates are all in arts and they're like "That's the worst schedule ever," and I'm like "This is the lightest it has ever been. EVER."

    Wednesdays I'm at school allll day which kinda sucks but oh well.

    My bag is all packed for school in the morning and my roommate and I took the bus to all the main points in town (they changed the buses New Years Day) so we know which buses to take and not to take.

    Saw my residence roommate on that bus-city adventure. I miss her. She's like the nicest girl you will ever know, and so sassy.
    She's Italian. One time we were talking about like "English dinners" vs. "Italian dinners" and like what we make for ourselves... and she said "Do you ever have just pasta and sauce?" with like the widest eyes ever
    "Yes."
    "NOOOO! No way! You can't do that! You have to have to have like 5 different things!"
    Pure sass.

    We also went to the hardware store... that actually tries to sell you everything (from professional tools to toys to furniture to sports equipment) so it's so huge and I like never do stuff around the house so my roommate and I get there and we're like "Uhhhh WHERE ARE THE LIGHT BULBS?" and the sales guy was so sassy he didn't even say the isle, he just pointed to the very end of the store. WHY THE HELL ARE LIGHT BULBS THERE? THEY'RE A COMMON NEED!
    Then we were in the market for a wrench (I tried to change my light bulb. I couldn't get the glass thing off so I could access the light bulb... I lacked any and all tools)... OTHER END OF THE STORE. Sales attendant was having a lolz fest at us.
    We ended up buying the starter tool set for ladies... it's pink and everything is made for lady hands~~~

    Then the cashier offered us a marijuana plant when another one gave us a free poinsettia. This cashier was a 65-year-old woman with visible bifocals and white permed hair. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST LAUGHED. I BELIEVE SHE WAS SERIOUS. Then she told us how her friend's got stolen. I don't even know.

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    January 8th, 2012

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    This is Jax. He is my buddy. He has a cute sneeze. I'm using Kris's mac and I don't understand them and I LIKE THIS PIC. There's like five of me with my eyes open but THIS IS THE BEST/LEAST AWKWARD ONE. How does that happen to someone? Kris and I got burritos with my one brother (I haven't seen my other one in like a week and half. Just realized that. Since the 27th) and his girlfriend. I WAS REALLY NOT IMPRESSED. It's supposed to be like, better than taco bell... but I LOVE TACO BELL. (Taco time is always preferred)
    ...both of my cats have like mildly crippling mental health issues... INTERNET... DOES THIS SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY?
    (Jax has no cat like abilities, I liken him to a sloth... a very needy sloth. He would literally lay down and die if no one fed him.
    Maple has crippling anxiety.)

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    January 5th, 2012

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    I have no clue but for some reason I think this looks cute don't judge me for casually covering up the remains of my horrible zit from post-new years... why I got a huge zit new years day I don't know.


    At lunch or something my Mom was like "Kris did you finally pop Emily one?" and Kris laughed and laughed and I said "No I have a huge, painful, zit,"

    Jamie, Eliza, meet black nose ring. (Everyone else: got my nose pierced in September, I know I should have waited longer but it was an impulse thing... Kris and I bought it together and then we sat on his brother & sister-in-law's bathroom floor trying to get the stupid ball in for like an hour)

    Christmas has been weird and swell.
    My cousin came back from Australia (I only have one cousin on my Dad's side, which we open presents with on Christmas eve)
    started talking about how "cool" things were, but for some reason said they were "big" and referred to Australia as "Auz" and I was like "I know for a fact no one in Australia calls it Auz... and the same shit that's cool here is cool there... except for like Canada Goose winter coats, and Bob and Doug probably are even less known"
    I actually dislike my Dad's side of family so much. They cause me so much grief.

    My Aunts rolled into the Christmas Eve we brought all the food for and showed all the hospitality for 45 minutes late and didn't explain or say sorry. My one aunt brought cheese-ball and some shitty crackers (my Mom had already bought good ones). Kris and Sarah (my brother's girlfriend, she's v. sweet and is my new good buddy) are both new this year... so my Mom and I gave them the low-down
    "Their cousin will talk to her Mother, about herself, the whole night."
    That is exactly what happened.

    I hung out with Kris's family for about 5 days. That was... crazy.
    There was all this drama because we missed Christmas (it conflicted with mine, and Kris and I talked about it and I missed my family thanksgiving for his so yeah) and also since the last time we'd been over there were a lot of changes + everyone was casually resentful of us (his sister-in-law told us that it's just because there wasn't any other family drama to talk about)... so we ended up sleeping on his favourite brother & his wife's pull-out couch for 3 nights... it was kinda nice. Their kids are lovely and they're great. We babysat his 5-year-old niece, 3-year-old nephew and 2-year-old niece (sisters and brother). The five-year-old niece Ellie loves me because I love cats. Her Mom told me this:
    "When Ellie found out you were coming to babysit tonight she got so excited and said "Emily's my new favourite girl. She loves cats almost as much as I do!""
    We got really high with three of his older brothers lol. It was so fucked. At one point Kris and two of his brothers were making tea upstairs... and I was just downstairs with his eldest's brother who's couch I was sleeping on for 3 nights... he was playing with his nephew's lego... then he just says "ARG"
    "... it's lego, why did you just yell out in anguish?"
    "I'm trying to make it symmetrical."

    All-in-all. It's been a good break.

    My friends asked me if I was sick of Kris after almost two weeks straight. Nope. Not yet. Casually going to try and convince him to buy me a gold heart-shaped locket for our one year (again). Eheheh. Yup.

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    January 4th, 2012

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    Seriously the only way I know how to pose for pics now ~so outta practice~ and so don't give a crap. Catz 4eva.

    Meet my plants. They don't have names. I'm very possessive like that. Just "My plant" and "My flowers"

    Plant - he's from Ikea. My brother's girlfriend rejected him so I had to buy him. He was so lonely.

    Flowers - A gift from my boyfriend Kris (~~~ 7 months~~~) because it was my birthday a week and a half ago. I'm really impressed by his skill in finding a decent florist on the internet because I've had these bad-ass lilies for like 12 days and they're just starting to wilt.

    This desk is so massive that I can comfortably have two potted plants on it. Usually they're in the corner but yeah ~ikea is fab~

    Note: flowers, never worth it. Like I like them, a lot, they're really nice and I'm really happy he got them... but they're like way way way too expensive! I begged him for flowers, oh how mislead I was!

    P.s. Still in school. Second year is better than first... but it's not as good as I wanted. I'm done midterms... Got like two more labs left then it's finals. Blahhhhhhh!

    p.p.s. for anyone who doesn't know who is from pre-now... I actually have stick straight hair. I haven't curled it in like months. I curled it once in September... anyway... and now(like on friday) I've started braiding it and leaving it all wavy and crap. I taught myself how to french/dutch braid this summer. My hair legit didn't start growing properly until I was like 10... and by then I was too ~rock star~ for braided hair... so no one ever french braided my hair... but yeah. I'm motivated like that. Taught myself~

    p.p.p.s. I HAD HAIR. It just didn't grow out. I had a shroom cut until like 2nd grade and even then I had like a horrible child-bob... because it got all scraggly when it got longer and my Mom was like "WUT EVEN?"
    ~thin hair 4eva~

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    November 7th, 2011

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    1. this is a jar. it is for drinking. u jelly? yup.
    2. I did my hair and make-up. I haven't done my hair since... uhhh... the day I last left to take the bus to see Kris and visit my friend from Uni. So like two weeks ago.
    3. Yeah I worked for a week - then there was no work at the factory so I got a week off & conveniently my boyfriend and my really good friend from Uni, Angelica, were at the very same location

    Explanation/story:

    -I met Kris at the cottage resort I went to (see photos from August 2010. Note: I thought his name was spelt C-H-R-I-S at the time). He minds the store and tends to the grounds.

    -Angelica I met through my physics lab partner, Molly, when I started sitting beside Molly she introduced us

    -I creeped Angelica on facebook, as you do, and realized Kris was a mutual friend of ours - Angelica doesn't live anywhere near Kris. Naturally, I inquired. She said the cottage resort I met Kris at.
    -Naturally we became really good friends

    4. So basics I got to hang out with Kris's sweet family (the boy has a huge immediate family, like, huge, and they're all so lovely... and his sister just got a new kitten and omg he's so presh) while Kris was off work... and while he was at work... I was there too, either swimming in the lake with Angelica or playing checkers, or getting Kris to get me icecream.

    anecdote: Kris got me a two-scoop cone and I almost died. Everyone that week gets two-scoops. I can't handle it. It melts so quickly. He made me a half-this-kind-with-peanut-butter-cups-and-fudge-swirl (it's called moosetracks or bigfoot) and half mint-chocolate-chip... usually he'd just do two scoops of each... I... I just can't eat my icecream in a non-drip manner, and I think cups are for people who hate the environment.

    5. I worked all last week and it almost killed me. I'm actually such a fragile soul. When I do something wrong I feel like I've made everyone else's day horrible.

    6. Went to a new Value Village today... got a rugby-sweatshirt-thing because it was so cold in the store. Then I went outside and almost melted.
    I ALSO GOT A NEW BAG. It's like a purse-back-pack. It was 7 bucks. It's like all leather and real nice actually....
    OH I RE-BOUGHT MY FAV BOOK. I lent it to this girl and she never gave it back and I was always like "UGH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S MY FAVOURITE"
    (it's Lullabies for Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill p.s.)

    SO YEAH I GOTTA JET BECAUSE I SHOULD BE EXPECTING A CALL... it's just Kris. The internet is my only friend <3.

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    July 23rd, 2011

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    I think I look nice today. That is the reason for boothing. That is all.

    This shirt is like super-fab for summer-activity except for 1 fact: it's 100% polyester and consistently makes me feel like I'm boiling... but also consistently makes me feel like I live in the 70s, so I continue to wear it.

    Uhh uhh, my best friend is coming over soon and then we're gonna go buy work shorts for me because I HAVE A JOB PEOPLE. I'm also probably gonna buy lemonade because I seem to do that every-time I walk places on a hot day.

    My camera is getting fixed at the moment and is HOPEFULLY ready like before Thursday because Kristoffer (da luv of mah lyfe) is coming over and I wanna get a photo of the two of us so I can print it and make him display it in his room at school which is situated in a fraternity (we live 150 miles [245km] apart during the summer and 380 miles [620 km] during the school year). OH - I don't get to see him until August because we have opposing work schedules (we both work 5-days a week but I have weekends off, he works like 20 hours on weekends alone). Tralalala... creycreycrey.
    (but I've been at his house/he's been here like every week this month...
    but he lacks internet currently and I consistently forget only get phone calls and no skype calls for a month and a third at least :( )

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    June 27th, 2011