As many of you know I have many super powers. And these include electrical manipulation see http://dailybooth.com/Snacks111/4790157 . Now today i was just walking down the street minding my own business, just a walking not a care in the world.
When
BHAM
Two passing Cumulonimbus cloudspassing overhead at around 12,000 meters collide at nearly 100 miles an hour.
The result is a burst of pure energy carrying 500 megajoules and 30 killeramps shoots towards the ground at speeds close to 150,000 miles per hour.
BUUUUUUZZZZZZZ
Me blissfully unaware (my premonition power was turned off) feels a few spots of rain so i reach up with my left hand to pull my hood up (the very hood you see and which forms so perfectly part of my disguise).
KAPOW
The moment of my arms disrupts the earths natural electrical field, causing the lightning bolt currently hurtling towards a near by lamppost to suddenly veer off to the side striking my little finger.
WHAM
Burning with 30,000 °C ( that's 54,000 °F American fags). I spot it just in time and manage to throw up a partial heat shield, just in time. Even with my super regenerative powers and tough body that would have killed me.
But no I live on to fight crime another day suffering just miner burns and a rather sexy blister that goes all the way around my finger.
Moral of the story don't fuck with clouds they are tougher than any super supervillain.
So people of Earth stay safe and remember I'm watching over you
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