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Today, I turn 21.

Highlights of being 20:

• Accidentally partied with Lady Gaga on my 20th birthday.
• Went to a male strip club and had ‘Colorado’ swing his genitalia against me.
• Accidentally went to a drug club in Toronto. Almost happened again in Montreal.
• Did tequila shots on a train.
• Told a guy at the club I would give him a blowjob and to meet me at the bathrooms in 15 minutes. I subsequently left the club and received a message 20 minutes later saying “I’m at the bathrooms, where are you?”.
• Molested at a hotdog stand.
• Threw up at a subway station and was hit on by two black guys – Randy & Andy.
• Got three guys to take off their pants for me at the strip club.
• Tripped off the curb while wearing 4 inch heels into traffic.
• Have seen 4 random girls naked or getting naked in bathrooms/kitchens in front of me.
• Felt up silicone tittays.
• Had a man masturbate to me on the subway.
• Smoked OG Kush ($300/ounce) at a wedding.
• Did shots out of a testube placed in a stripper’s pants.
• Danced on a stripper pole – twice.
• Learned how to drive-ish.
• Was given props by a bunch of bros for hardcore making-out in a pub.
• Two car accidents, neither of which I was driving.
• Wore nothing but a black dress (commando) to a Tim Horton's at 6am.
• Had a guy tell me I reminded him of ‘that singer that died in the plane crash’
• Had a guy tell me he ‘wanted to catch my ass’ as he continued to grab it at the bar
• Had a guy place a condom on the bar and propositioned to take my virginity and I could have his.

Twenty-one. Let’s have some fun.

What else did I miss?