Another beautiful morning with the dudes in San Diego. Man, the weather is gorgeous here. Going to hit the pool today. WATER. EVERY. DAY. ME. SWIM. ALWAYS. YES.
i have seen the light and created a new religion, called señorchreestianity. our message is simple: 'do what the fuck you want, provided it doth not bring harm nor sorrow unto a fellow being'.
we of the señorchreestian faith believe that:
- compassion for your fellow man and woman is paramount
- knowledge and personal development are vital
- though we embrace the facts of science, an open mind regarding alternative practices is encouraged
- drug use and prostitution are fair game
- curiosity about the world around you is favoured
- gay marriage is celebrated
- euthanasia (under certain conditions) is permitted
although:
- intolerance of other faiths and lifestyle choices is unacceptable
- personal greed is prohibited
to become a señorchreestian, just forward your £10,000 enlightenment fee to me.