Twice this week, random people have tried insulting me by calling my hair 'justin bieber hair' and been like "you mad?"
YES I MAD
Only because there was no thought involved. That's as sad as randomly throwing "faggot" into a sentence.
Damn you justin bieber for creating a lazy insult.
Wow I look miserable.
I'm really not though, I just haven't gotten any sleep because I'm sick :(
Oh and for the last month I noticed I wasn't getting any emails on my phone.
Well last night I suddenly got all of them at once and it was something like 50 a minute... I FELT SO POPULARRR
Last night I went to the bar with a bunch of friends, had a couple drinks, and left without paying.
But now I feel like a jerk.
Not because I bailed on the bill, but because I just found out my friend thought I just forgot to pay it. So she paid for it, big tip included.
Apparently she thinks I'm a stupid nice boy?