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If I were a month, I’d be September
If I were a day of the week, freaky Friday
If I were a time of day, 13:37
If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a sea star
If I were a direction, I'd be East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Lamp
If I were a liquid, I'd be Cola
If I were a gemstone, I'd be an emerald
If I were a tree, I'd be a cedar!
If I were a flower, I'd be a Dandelion
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be stormy
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a tambourine
If I were a color, I'd be green
If I were an emotion, I'd be strange
If I were a fruit, I'd be a pomegranate.
If I were a sound, I'd be a moan
If I were an element, I'd be helium
If I were a car, I would be a blue Trabi
If I were a food, I’d be Pie
If I were a material, I'd be hemp
If I were a scent, I'd be washing powder
If I were an object, I'd be a pencil
If I were a body part, I'd be the Elbow
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a big laugh
If I were a song, I'd be Walking on air by Kerli
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be vans
If I were a relationship status, I'd be “widow”
If I were a kiss, I'd be a silly one
If I were a smile, I'd be a big smile