I WON'T DANCE IN A CLUB LIKE THIS, ALL THE GIRLS ARE SLAGS, AND THE BEER TASTES JUST LIKE PISS!
the specials <3
can't get my webcam to work so have a photo of a happy cow.
a number of amazing things happened these past few days:
1. i saw the specials live and it was the best gig i've ever been to (tied with morrissey.) such a wonderful night, everyone was going mental and they were absolutely brilliant. now i'm sore tho.
2. i went to alton towers and went on all the massive rides and it was ACE.
3. i went on that scare fest thing where you go through all the scary mazes and people jump out and scare you. unfortunately, the guy at the front led us the wrong way and the people in masks had to stop jumping out at us to lead us in the right direction which sort of ruined the scare factor a bit. it was fucking hilarious.
4. i saw a funny sign written in the dust on the back of a van. "rock is dead. long live paper and scissors." (well, i found it funny.)
5. i saw no less than five cows crossing a bridge above the motorway and i almost died laughing, no one else finds this as hysterical as i do though.
three thousand miles north east,
i left all my friends at the morning bus stop shaking their heads.
"what kind of life you dream of? you're allergic to love."
yes, i know, but i must say in my own defence;
it's been undeniably clear to me, i don't know why,
when every other part of life seemed locked behind shutters,
i knew the worthless dregs we are,
the selfless, loving saints we are,
the melting, sliding dice we've always been.
these arms of miiiiine, they are lonely, lonely and feeling blue.
these arms of miiiine, they are yearning, yearning from wanting you.
and if yooouuuuu would let them hoooooold you, oh, how grateful i will be.
these arms of miiiiine, they are burning, burning from wanting you.
these arms of miiiiine, they are wanting, wanting to hooold you.
i know i said i'd never use this again but that's cause i was in a bad mood and i'm in a good mood now so have a picture of a house i drew.
i'd quite like to live here with my husband and five children, all of whom i have named already.
