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If you hit the button he says "Just smile and wave boys..."

Anyway, tagged by @kirs although I think I'm doing it really really late... ┐('～`)┌

If I were a month, I'd be July
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be 4:24
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a sofa.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be a... I dunno. I don't care.
If I were a tree, I'd be an oak.
If I were a flower, I'd be a tulip.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be tornado weather.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a keyboard.
If I were a color, I'd be forest green
If I were an emotion, I'd be apathy
If I were a fruit, I'd be a.... What.
If I were a sound, I'd be Sigur Rós's song "Glósóli"
If I were an element, I'd be earth. Maybe wind.
If I were a car, I'd be a car.
If I were a material, I'd be.... um.... cloth.
If I were a scent, I'd be rain
If I were an object, I'd be a laptop.
If I were a body part, I'd be KLSDJFLAKSJDKLJ THIS QUESTION IS AWKWARD EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO SAY AN ARM.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be contemplative.
If I were a song, I'd be... Hm.... Teen Angst. By m83
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a pair of shoes.
If I were a relationship status, I'd be single.
If I were a smile, I would be happy? I guess.

I tag no one 'cos I'm boring :O~