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By popular request (of one person) I have decided to run a trial rebirth of my dailybooth account.

Casting a brief eye over my list of followers I see that, but for one person that I can see, it remains largely intact. I'll withold my sense of flattery, as I have the vague sensation that it's more trouble than it's worth to unsubscribe to someone, but we shall see.

I'm eighteen now. Yay? You wouldn't think it though, I spent today watching Spongebob, iCarly and playing Lego Star Wars. Not on my own though, so that's a plus.

It's a bit warm in the room now, hence the evident circum-oral pallour. Don't fret, I was concerned when my doctor said this, and it turns out it means I'm "paler around my mouth than the rest of my face". No speaky de Engly?

Z, stop bugging me you douche, I'm working on it.

*Grr face*

Every morning when I wake up I have a song from Sweeney Todd stuck in my head. This has gone on for months now, and is past being cute orf unny, it's driving me insane. Especially seeing as I've only seen the film like, twice? So I don't even quite know all of the words, so in my head I'm fillingint he blanks with humming.

If you're curious, today's special is "A Little Priest", my favourite song.

What song is stuck in your head? I know it's foolish to assume you'll pay a moment's attention to this, but if you do I should probably give you a reason to reply.

Five stars for dry, sarcastic humour?

kthanks.

Schnobert, signing out.

((P.S. High Laurie is the actor in House, also well known for his roles in Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster and Stuart Little. I've known you for how long, and I haven't bored you lifeless with this yet? You're a lucky lad, Z.))

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April 15th, 2010
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IF FIVE PEOPLE TELL ME TO EAT THIS BUTTER I WILL EAT THIS BUTTER.

I took aaaaages blow-drying my hair today and it feels nice as a result.

Today I am cheering: Iago from othello, bread rolls and thick socks.

Today I am booing: Empty cupboards, deadlines and snow.

What are you cheering and booing today?

ASK ME QUESTIONS on FORMSPRING!!

http://www.formspring.me/iamschnobert

do eet. nao.

Schnobert x x x

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January 9th, 2010
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//Take this sinking boat and point it home, we've still got time//
//Raise your hopeful voice, you have the choice, you make it now//

For gawd's sake, I have snow hair... I've been led to believe that people with curly hair want straight hair, and people with straight hair want curly hair. I am semi-curly, and I want the swoopy sweepy hair, AND be able to go out in the rain without the product of straightening poofing out in frizz and wave.

Tell me your views, right. frickin. nao.

I suck at boothing daily. SOWWY GUYZ!

Question of the day: whose hair do you want? You can steal any chaps/chapettes hair, whose would you have?

http://www.formspring.me/iamschnobert ~ Questions preeeez!

Schnobert x x x

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January 6th, 2010
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CONFUSED PICTURE CONFUSED PERSON IN AFOREMENTIONED PICTURE WHICH IS AS I HAVE SAID CONFUSED BEYOND ALL MEASURE.

I've given up on coherent thought, so you can just cauliflower your nipple till it RHUBARBS ALL OVER THE CAR PARK!

Sanity is for losers, I reject it entirely! One of these days I will let go of the rope completely, stop holding it back and just watch the fun unfold and do a backflip. But untold numbers will lose their faith, and I will lose it all that i work so hard to keep. Even fails smetimes, eh?

I can jump up the last three of my steps on my staircase in one, but today i managed four, so I was very pleased with myself :DLots of people say that their mind is a dark and twisted place, some say that their mind is filled with crazy stuff that is random. My mind is incomprehensible, random thoughts, lines from stories, like a ball of string subjected to a cicular saw, so that all the ends dont match up any more. Fragmented like a broken mirror

I wasnt even going to do this but dailybooth is daily right? Sorry chaps, you've come to rely on me for daily boothings? FAAAIIIILLLL

FORMSPRING NAO K? http://www.formspring.me/iamschnobert DO IT NAOkthxbailoveyouguysxxx

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January 2nd, 2010
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OooooohhhhhKAY

A new year, a new booth. I doubt it will stay daily, but I shall try, boothfaces.

Went to a frickin awesome party yesterday, had a lot of fun when there wasn't emotional trauma occurring, but that comes as standard nowadays. And just to prove I was good, I even ate this cheese on toast this morning, so I can't be that bad.

I really hope this picture works, cos I have no more cheese on toast, so I'll have to be creative -_-

I got two new scarves for Christmas, whhheeyyyyy! And yesterday I got a late Christmas present of a usb keyboard. Doesn't sound like much, but my ps3 just took a leap of functionality! I know you don't give a fuck, but that machine keeps me sane atm :3

I love late christmas presents!

At midnight last night, I was fretting like a mother hen outside a bathroom door, worrying my pretty little head off. You eejit. For better or for worse, you've completely shaken off my sour grapes syndrome. probably worse. Grrrrr! So confused about everything...

Question of the day, my sexy little booth fairies:
WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT AT THE START OF THE NEW YEAR?

Lay it on me, I wanna hear!

Schnobert x x

Any queries should be directed to http://formspring.me/iamschnobert IMMEDIATELY! :D

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January 1st, 2010
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there i boothed.

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December 27th, 2009
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I should booth today. Ta-da. Done.

I can't focus on anything, I'm so fickle. I'm not even going to finish that thing I was tagged in. And I'm not going to do any dedicated posts. And I'm pretty damn sure that boothing daily is a massive fail.

I'm going to go and play on the PS3, and get the furthest away from reality I can.

You didn't cause this, it would have happened anyway.

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December 26th, 2009
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I'm jolly.

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December 24th, 2009
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I seeeeee yooooouuuuuu!

I'm extra sorry for not boothing yesterday, but I honestly did try. I had a picture in which I was wearing a monocle, and I had a whole blurb which was massive and complained about stuff and was witty and everything! But it failed, and balls to you if you think I'm typing it up again when there's PS3 to be playing (Which is incidentally ruling my life right now.)

And lookee here, I done bin tagged in a thang by @vandejaz which means I done gotta do eet nao.

Yup.
HERE GOES!

5 things that I love

-Werther's soft toffees, there's a packet of them lying on the dresser in my living room, and every time i think of them I have to go and have one. In fact... Okay, I'm back. We took them to see a pantomime, in which Tony Slattery was losing his voice. I have to say though, it was very good. Robin Hood, I think, but in a pantomime the story hardly matters, does it?

-Zero Punctuation video game reviews. I spent the entirety of yesterday watching these bad boys and I must say I'm throughly hooked. He speaks qickly and viciously and he hates every game he plays, but he can also convince you to hate it just as much. As a result of this I've come to detest most of my video game collection. But then I remember that his entire franchise is based on hating stuff, so I just forget everything he says except for the funny bits and the metaphors. My god, the metaphors are genius.

-Straighteners. As in hair straighteners, if you hadn't already guessed. To be honest I haven't been leaving the house recently except for wrapping paper and potato waffles, so I haven't done much with my hair in particular, but when I'm going out somewhere, knowing that people will be looking at me, I spend ages on my hair. I can pick an outfit really quite easily, although if I run out of white t-shirts I cn get a bit upset. But my hair is always the las thing I'm sorting before I walk out the door, always with an uneasy feeling that it isn't quite perfect yet. Of course, you'd probably see my hair and go "Yeah, you spent ages on that??"

-My eyes. Now, I am not a vain person, and I understand full well that in terms of being attractive I'm not exactly in everyone's top ten, but I do like my eyes. When they're not bloodshot from staring at a screen for six hours straight, they can actually be quite nice, and if caught in the right light you can see traces of gold in with the deep, delicious brown. I genuinely like my eyes, and that's a big thing because I don't genuinely like much about myself.

-Finding that people have asked me questions on my formspring. No seriously, I'm not just pleading for questions, although I am sorely tempted to, I do genuinely love it. I log on there expecting to find nothing, and boom, there are two questions, where people have given enough of a damn to exactly enquire about something to do with myself. It fills me with the same feeling that it does when I wake up and find I have unread messages on my phone. It's just brilliant.

5 songs I like at the moment
- Tonight by Angerfist and Crucifier
- Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi
- Defend or Die by Stone Gods
- Cornman by Kinky
- Battle on the Ice by Alexander Nevsky

I did waffle on quite badly in answering the first question so I shall leave it for now until I complete the second half.

http://www.formspring.me/iamschnobert

You know what to do.

Schnobert x x x

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December 23rd, 2009
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//It has started//

Didn't really feel like appearing in front of camera today, but I thought I'd let my purty brown eyes sneak in at the bottom there, just to prove; TIS ME!

If anyone does happen to be reading this, then don't hesitate, send me your doodle-pics, lets get a collection goin awn!

Today Schnobert is giving three cheers for toast, dutch doctors and biro pens!

He is giving the anti-cheeers for cold, broken internet and feathers.

Got a moment or maybe even two? Ask me the questions at http://formspring.me/iamschnobert

Feeling incredibly generous with your time and ink? Draw me a pretty doodle and send it to me as a comment!

What are you cheering/anti-cheering today? FILL ME IN!

Schnobert x x x

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December 21st, 2009
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Rob Stevenson is a 20 year old male from United Kingdom.

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I'm me, whatever me I am at the time of you enquiring as to my general state of wellbeing. If you're feeling slightly unnerved by this, you're not the first and you won't be the last. I'd like to be able to say that getting to know me is a rewarding experience, but I've known me from a very young age, so I wouldn't know. I guess the best thing to do is to hang around, make up your mind about me and act accordingly, but it may not even be worth the effort, so the choice is yours to make.

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House, Family Guy, Russell Howard, Scrubs.

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