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    I'm pretty sure the smallest fish in my fish tank is doing swim by rapes on all the other fish. Horny bastard.

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    November 10th, 2009

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    IT'S THE CLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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    November 10th, 2009

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    The top left photo, the cupcake on the right I named sprinkle surprise. Haha, I put frosting, sprinkles, then more frosting and sprinkles. I made two like this and me and my friend both tried to eat one, and only accomplished two bites. I was so ashamed :( You can see how much frosting I put on by comparing the one next to it. Ridiculoussss

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    November 7th, 2009

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    Fat girls are better because they smell like cupcakes.

    NOM

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    November 7th, 2009

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    "I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman. " - A.Nin

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    November 7th, 2009

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    I hate when my dog farts.
    It's silent, and gives no warning.
    All the sudden a wave of NASTY hits me.

    What should I use to plug his asshole?

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    November 6th, 2009

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    Drinking wine & pretending to be classy.

    Oh, and I have a ridiculous affinity for
    the song Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. Love that shit.

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    November 6th, 2009

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    Grilled cheese and tomato sandwich!

    NOTE: Always in triangles. NEVER rectangles.

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    November 3rd, 2009

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    I'm not sure I approve of how much I've been watching baseball these past few days. I actually just threw a fist in there and said YEAH!
    Nothing like me at all.

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    November 2nd, 2009

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    brown eye

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    November 2nd, 2009