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    My dad told me to finish off all the stuff in the fridge that was going off...

    included was 10 rashers of bacon, 5 slices of honey cured ham, 3 eggs, some cheese, tomatoes, and chorizzo.

    It's all on this plate.

    Brb, going to die

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    @caayooot scared and upset Yang Guang when we went to Edinburgh zoo, so he was moody with us and didn't wanna speak. Tian Tian was up for the banter though, walking around her little enclosure happy as a...well a panda.

    I would love to be a panda, sit around eating 50KG of food a day, which is like half your bodyweight, go for a walk, poop, then sleep. Downside is that you only get laid like once a year, but you just leave the woman to give birth and raise the cub on her own. So it's not all bad lads ;) haha.

    So Hannah and I went for a cute road trip to Edinburgh, stopped off in Fife for dinner and a movie, she ordered a rare steak and chips, can I get a Hell Yeahhhhhh! The woman never fails to make me proud haha.

    She also named one of the panda toys I got her WyWy, cause she's cute, but also a cunt!

    So anyhoodles, it was the 18th birthday of @Kirky_ on Monday, go say hi, buy him a drink, we're out on the lash on Saturday! We're gunna have a sick night bitchez!

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    Worlds. Best. Boxers.

    That is all.

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    January 29th, 2012

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    BOOOSSSSTT!! MY WRIST IS FIXED!! =]

    So hi.

    I no longer have to wear this stupid splint, still can't put to much pressure on my wrist though cause the ligaments are still fooked.

    So I'm getting a new dirt bike, Honda CRF 250 in a couple of weeks! :D It's my treat to myself for being such a top lad...
    But I'm not gunna be riding till late march, need to save up for the right bodywear and I also need a bike rack! Means I don't have to get a trailer license :D

    So it's my mommas birthday today, going to hers with @caayoot for some grub and cringy chat. The usual, but today I get to make fun of my mum for being half way to 90. Trol. What a shit son I am. All in the banter tbh.

    Fuck you all

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    January 15th, 2012

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    If you ever leave me baby
    Leave some morphine at my door.
    Cause it would, a whole lot of medication.
    To realise what we used to have
    we don't have it any more
    there's no religion tat could save me
    No mater how long my knees are on the floor
    To keep in mind all the sacrifices im making
    Will keep you by my side
    will keep you from walking out the door

    Cause there'll no sunlight, if I lose you baby
    There'll be no clear skies, if I lose you baby
    Just like the the cloud, my eyes will do the same
    If you walk away
    Everyday it'll rain
    Rain, rain, rain...yeah.
    ____________________________________________

    Absolutely love this song right now. Boyce avenue did a cover of it and I completely adore anything they cover.

    If you wanna check it out here's a link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIJyYjaYcVo&feature=player_embedded#!

    I'm in a good mood. I love how everything is and wouldn't change a thing. Apart from my wrist, I wouldn't mind that being completely fixed now. It's becoming a bit of a joke ¬_¬

    Smurftastic.

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    January 5th, 2012

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    @caayooot

    If this doesn't make you smile and laugh I will throw my face into a fire...

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    January 3rd, 2012

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    GIANT UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL IS GIANT!!

    I love this. And I'm also wearing my snuggie...I love this also.

    Big bang theory is on...so much love for that.

    I'm in a great mood :) Lalalala

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    January 3rd, 2012

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    FLYING NINJA MONKEEEYYYY!!!!!!

    It's the little things in life that matter to me. This little guy is part of my Christmas present from @caayooot. She's some girl, knows how to put a smile on my face :)

    tomorrow's the last day of work, then I'm off for two weeks! Cannot WAIT to get SHITFACED throughout the festive season :D :D

    Anyone else gunna show of their silly christmas pressies? :)

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    December 21st, 2011

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    This is what is left of my shirt from last night.

    Nico decided it would be a good idea to rip off all of my buttons, I then thought it would be fun to run around middle floor korova with a jagerbomb shouting "I. AM. JAGERMAN!! DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO *I am Iron-man song"

    Fucking fanny.

    Also got a craving for rice crispies at 3am when leaving, so I bought some - naturally, and some milk - of course...then proceeded to pour the milk into the box of rice crispies (such as on the crunchy nut advert) and..and yeah it doesn't work so well guys.

    Love alcohol.

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    December 18th, 2011

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    IZ SO COLD SO I AM WEARING MANY LAYERS!!

    It's snowy outside, I don't care what people say, I'm fucking toasty in my layers. I wish I would wear multiple pairs of jeans, but then I walk like a penguin and that give off the homosexual impression that I am not going for.

    People tend to get jealous of others, and instead of telling them what they think, they'd rather make sly bitchy comments or leave anonymous messages. That's fine fucktards, but just know nobody respects cowards. Bare that in mind.

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    December 5th, 2011

Ryan Bowron is a male from United Kingdom.

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Music & friends mean everything to me :)
I'm a sucker for a girl with a cute smile
Love driving, hate the expense of it though,
Annnddd I am an Instrument Technician in training =]

Skiing is one of my biggest hobbies, hopefully becomming an instuctor during a gap year :D

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