1. it lookslike i'm about to sneeze
2. you like my fat fingers, DB? i bet you do....
3. another night of wine (chardonnay tonight) + muenster and listening to @RozmaryTV singing a mash of E.T. / Just Can't Get Enough / Rolling in the Deep
3a. My brother just asked if I was listening to Paramore ♥
4. I AM GOING TO NEW YORK IN LIKE, EIGHT HOURS BUT DON'T WANT TO SLEEP.
5. whydon'tyoufuckinglikeme?