Damn it, I want to see what chickens and ducks* (and possibly turkeys) are like in New Zealand. They've got to be different to Australia. Make that video! *shakes fist* Remember what the ANZACs stood for. (Erm, I just mean they helped forge a world in which you had the freedom to create videos and put them on the interwebz. Yes. I'm sticking to this story.) Now go. Do it!