So the evening started awesome... Dinner with good friends at red velvet cafe that was amazing... Then, fuck it let's go see a movie... Sweet... On the way to the theater I was reminded of my intolarance of soy.... Almost crapping myself on the 215 in route to town square.... I made it to the parking lot an poceded to the yardhouse with the old green apple quick step.. I enter the lavatory an discovered it to be full of bros makin it the perfect bromuda triangle... I power pass them to the handy stall where drop my drawers and show the toilet who's boss... A mighty silence filled the room!!! Then as quickly as I released my bowels they exited the room... I then finished... Wipe a single tear from my right cheek, then my ass, pull up my pants wash my hands and go to see clash of the titans... That being said... My shit envoked my emotion then that movie... Not just for me but all the bros in the room.... Laughter, fear, tears, joy and a great ending.... I'm just sayin....
