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ITS AN ALIEN!
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This also made me lool.1 - Correct their grammar and spelling. Every ten seconds.
2 - Rock back and forth and hum under your breath for a double lesson.
3 - a) Every time they turn their back swap places with the person next to you.
b) Every time they turn their back swap places with your twin.
4 – Bring 3 sheep into the school. Label them 1, 2 and 4. Result: ‘Where’s number 3?!’
5 – When everyone is working quietly –
a) Say ‘There is a disturbance in the Force.’
b) Yell, ‘Bogies!’
6 – Write a love letter to them and ‘lose it’.
7 – Have loud conversations with your friends in gibberish.
8 – Stare at them as if they’re the Devil.
9 – Burst spontaneously into 3-part harmony.
10 – In languages, translate everything really wierdly (e.g. – Me llamo Heather = I need to get a facepack)
11 – Make random excuses, E.g. I couldn’t do my homework last night because I was busy sacrificing my neighbour’s cat to Satan (this works really well if you are in a church school).
12 – Come dressed as a nun.
13 – Make a new religion and meditate in the middle of lessons, invent prayer times in the middle of lessons, etc.
14 – In chemistry –
Step 1) Get some sprite and put it in a beaker
Step 2) Drink it right in front of the teacher
Step 3) Yell, ‘I can’t take it anymore!’
15 – Make a ‘cup of tea’ from random chemicals
16 – Drink it
17 – Write ‘gullible’ on a postit and stick it to the wall, computer, etc. Point it out to everyone.
18 – Pretend it’s D of E and get up suddenly in the middle of the lesson, haul a huge backpack onto your back (Trangia hanging out) and walk off to someone else’s lesson saying, ‘Come on, guys! We’ve got to get to the next checkpoint!’ (This works best in groups of 6 or 7)
19 – Introduce everyone to a random fictional character (e.g. ‘Ah, Joely, I see you’ve met my friend Rose Tyler. Rose happens to be a very close friend of mine…’ etc.)
20 – Act as if there’s a bee
21 – Run around yelling, ‘Bee!’ Have a friend run around after you with the letter B.
22 – Answer only to Gertrude (if your name is Gertrude, answer only to Zurishaddi)
23 – Swap names with your friends
24 – Pretend to be a Year 7 class’ cover teacher. When the actual teacher arrives, say, ‘You told me to do this.’
25 – Pretend to be a random fictional character
26 – Pretend to have a heart attack
27 – Breath like Darth Vader
28 – Write a poem about them. Stand up suddenly in the middle of class and read it to them.
29 – Every time they ask you a question, answer, ‘Three.’
30 – Speak only in French, Spanish, German, etc.
31 – Speak only in pig latin (ikelay isthay).
32 – Creat new words and use them as often as possible.
33 – Write only with a sharpie, or a fluffy pen with fluorescent pink ink, or, well, you get the idea.
34 – Try to write with an interactive white board pen. Act surprised when it doesn’t work. Demand to see the technican to get it fixed.
35 – Write ‘I love *insert teacher’s name here*’ all over your book.
36 – Correct them constantly with answers that are blatently wrong.
37 – Have someone ring you in a lesson. Answer it, and when you hang up, rip your school shirt off to revea a superman/spiderman (etc.) shirt/vest. Pose for a second before running out of the room.
38 – Even better, try and fly out of the window.
39 – Send them party invites.
40 – Act drunk.
41 – Actually get drunk.
42 – Call them ‘mum.’ This works especially well if it’s a male teacher.
43 – Try to take them hostage.
44 – Have a fight in the class room – window poles vs. metre sticks, etc.
45 – Have converstains via email in ICT rooms (we have never yet been caught doing this, even though we’re less than subtle).
46 – Make lists about how to annoy them.
47 – Act like a dalek/an orc/a dementor/a random evil guy.
48 – Spam their inbox
49 – ‘Forget’ your stuff on the other side of the school.
50 – Say, 'This place is boring. When's the next netball/lacrosse/etc. match?'
51 – Say, 'This match is boring. When can we go home?' or "When's the show gonna start?"
52 – Tape 'kick me' signs on everything.
53 – Walk up to them and say in a creepy voice, 'I see dead people.' Then walk off.
54 – (In history) Ask them about things that never happened.
55 – In the middle of a lesson, ask them if you can go and see your friend on the other side of the school.
56 – Sell your friends.
57 – Try to fire them.
58 – Repeat everything they say.
59 – Say, "MWAHAHAHA!!!" after every sentence.
60 – Yell, "Look!" and point to the sky every five minutes.
61 – Stalk them (we tried this once. We were looking for Mrs. Gilmore and could not find her anywhere).
62 – By hyper one minute and lazy the next.
63 – Yell, 'TIDAL WAVE!' This works very well if you are beside the swimming pool.
64 – Play contact netball with your whole class outside the staffroom door.
65 – Look at them and say, "Do I know you?"
66 – Call them 'dude'.
67 – Give them false messages from other teachers.
68 – Burn stuff. On purpose.
69 – Take a nap during lessons.
70 – Sing off key. Loudly.
71 – Paint your classroom hot pink.
72 – Sing annoying songs (the ones that you can never get out of your head) all day. Off key.
73 – On trips, ask, 'Are we theeeeere yet?' every five minutes.
74 – Hide their stuff.
75 – Hide their stuff and blame it on the person next to you.
76 – Play poker and use their stuff to bet with.
77 – Play poker and use them to bet with.
78 – Whenever they go past, salute them in an original way.
79 – After PE, lick yourself clean.
80 – Talk in a really thick accent.
81 – Try to sell the school.
82 – Vote them out of the school.
83 – Give them a noogie.
84 – Say, 'So you're one of THEM!' and hide in a corner and watch them suspiciously.
85 – Sing Christmas carols, but change the lyrics (this works best if it's the middle of July and the new lyrics are rude).
86 – Write only upside down and backwards.
87 – Eavesdrop on staff meetings.
88 – Delete random things on their computer.
89 – Joke about bringing a lion to school.
90 – ACTUALLY bring a lion to school.
91 – Chew loudly on anything you can find in the middle of lessons.
92 – Talk and walk backwards all day.
93 – Follow them. When they turn around, pretend you're doing something.
94 – Dress up as them.
95 – Dress up as Barbie.
96 – Act like Barbie.
97 – Yell, " MOUSE!" when you approach a computer.
98 – Steal a metre stick and whack them with it.
99 – Burn your hand and say the chemistry teacher did it.
100 – Do a drive-by with random things (or rather, a walk-by)
101 – Run up to random people, give them a big hug and say, "I love you!" and skip off.
102 – Chase random people with an axe.
103 – Step 1) Draw a Satanic symbol on your palm.
Step 2) Position you hand so that a person in front of you can clearly see the symbol.
Step 3) Start mumbling gibberish in a deep voice.
Step 4) When they ask you what you're doing, you're un-exorcising them.
104 – Ask them if they vividly remember the end of World War 2.
105 – Ask them if they vividly remember the tudors.
106 – Ask them if they vividly remember the dinosaurs.
107 – Run around in a circle yelling, "DANCE PARTY!"
108 – Start singing the hymn one line after everyone else. Singing really out of key also helps.
109 – Come to history lessons in period dress, languages in traditional dress, Latin in a toga, RE in a habit... you get the idea.
110 – Completely misunderstand your language teacher.
111 – Do something really random (and preferably disruptive, like try to jump out the window). When they ask you what you're doing, look puzzled and say, 'But you told me to do this.'
112 – Refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.
113 – If they make you, tell them you have the right to remain silent.
114 – Hum loudly on one note for a long time.
115 – Drum your fingers on the desk
116 – Moan that it's hot, and ask to open a window.
117 – Moan that it's cold, and tell them to close the window.
118 – Carry on doing both of the above for the entire lesson.
119 – Meditate.
120 – Ask your language teachers how to say really random words (e.g. "Mrs Taylor, how do you say 'masturbate' in German?").
121 – Frown at them as if they've made a mistake. When they ask you what the problem is, insist that everything's fine. Carry on staring at them.
122 – Stare just over their shoulder. When they ask you what you're doing, tell them that there's an evil squirrel/malignant spirit/time beetle on their back, and you're using your heat vision to get rid of it.
123 – Stare at random things, and when they ask you what you're doing, tell them you're trying to determine their aura/psychic energy.
124 – When they ask you a question and you don't know the answer, tell them that everything is relative and there is no right or wrong.
125 – Even better, go on to explain, in detail, Einstein's theory of relativity (E=mc^2).
126 – Refuse to answer them until they've proven their existance.
127 – Speak like Yoda ('A disturbance in the force, there is').
128 – Tell them that you are unable to work due to the instruction of your psychiatrist, your personal trainer and your tarot card reader.
129 – Tell them you can't work because your lucky frog told you not to.
130 – Introduce everybody to your little finger/the man inside your finger.
131 – When a teacher gets cross at you, burst into tears.
132 – Or say, 'thus I banish thee with the power of the hol(e)y sock, foul beast!'
133 – Then run from the room cackling manically.
134 – Ask them about the exact dosage of their favourite drug. Even better ask them about how much they've taken today.
135 – Walk around blessing things.
136 – Start muttering to yourself in a panicked way, 'The eyes, the eyes! They're coming for me!'
137 – Walk up to them and say, 'Shh! The walls have eyes!'
138 – Even better, say, 'Shh! The eyes have walls!'
139 – Do the sign of the cross when they enter the room.
140 – Laugh manically at everything they say.
141 – Fail all of your classes. On purpose.
142 – Tell them to consult your lawyers.
143 – Answer, 'Your mum'.
144 – Shout loudly, when the class is in full flow, that the aliens are coming.
145 – Remark loudly that the voices in your head are making you want to kill the person next to you.
146 – Tell the voices to stop making you want to kill the person next to you.
147 – Play musical chairs whenever they turn their back. This works especially well when you start taking the chairs away and end up with the entire class sitting on the floor.
148 – Wake them up at 6:00 in the morning (we tried this. Missy Tay didn't look too happy, but Caroline was having an athsma attack, so we didn't have much choice).
149 – Show them this list.

Haha, If your still reading your simply amazing, if you skipped the rest. Grr.

Umm. Today was great. End of.