This picture does not do justice to how fantastic my makeup is today.
I spent the last week in Wales where I spent a shocking amount of money. And when I say shocking, I am not exaggerating.
So now I'm broke and everything in life is pretty much meh. I cannot wait to get back to school so I can do work and not have a social life.
Did I just say that without sarcasm? Yes, I believe I did.
Tell me about your life.
I was feeling a little bit sad this morning and was talking to my mum about it. When I came downstairs afterwards, I saw that she had made me breakfast penises.
Sausage penis complete with pudding balls and cheesy pubic hair. She tried to make semen, but we only had brown sauce.
I love my mum.
What's the most random thing anyone's ever done for you?
This booth is late, but last Thursday, for the first time in my life, I was a proper teenager. Usually I'll sit in the corner and politely say no thanks when anyone hands me a drink, because my mum warned me not to. (i.e, I am a complete and utter dry shite.)
However, at this party, I decided I would stop being a dry shite and split a large bottle of wine with my boyfriend. This event led me to finding out that I am the drunk who can't walk (but dances like a windmill) and smiles A LOT, as you can see in the above picture. Those are party streamers in my bra, yes.
I love Summer in Ireland, it's my favourite day of the year.
Yesterday our "heatwave" lasted about 9 hours. But it was fabulous while it lasted, some buddies and I went to the beach. @cleverusername I WAS IN BRAY AND YOU WEREN'T. WHAT IS THIS?!
3 of us went on the waltzers, ate pasta and just generally chilled all day.
How is your life lately? I want a full update. Now.
Today was epic.
Zombie Walk 2011 was a huge success, it was amazing.
Last night I went to see The Coronas, KT Tunstall, Royseven, and Brezzy play Marlay Park (there are no words to describe that gig, just..wow), and didn't get to bed until 4am, only to be up at 7 to get ready for this walk of the undead.
The lack of sleep was worth it. I am so happy :)
I thought I looked kind of nice today, so I tried to take a picture, but unfortunately I am not photogenic so here is me doing an impression of a fish.
LIFE UPDATE:
1) Summer has been pretty meh, Pretty much spending these months doing nothing but watching movies and getting seriously fat. Loving it.
2)My boyfriend went away to Ecuador last month, and he's coming home tomorrow so I'm pretty damn excited because I've basically been in a bitter spinster who secretly throws things at couples while they're not looking state. (No, seriously.)
3) My mum's only got one session of Chemotherapy left. SUCK MY DICK CANCER. SUCK IT.
5) I got a job, but I quit after an hour because it was shit.
6) Today I went to the opening of "LauraLynn House" Ireland's first Children's Hospice. My dad's friend and her husband set about the idea after they lost both of their daughters within the space of two years. I was so proud of them today, to look at everything they'd achieved. It broke my heart being there though. I met one of the kids who'd be moving into the wing, and she was only about 4 and she was severely disabled, but she had the most beautiful laugh, and the happiest face I've ever seen. I'm going to try raise some money for the foundation as soon as possible. You can donate here at http://www.sunshinehome.ie/lauralynn-house.html if you wish.
Unrelated question: You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life. What is it?
So I got elected onto the Student Council for next year.
I'm the 4th Year Prefect. Oh yes. Look at this snazzy badge.
I also got a beautiful white flower, I was so happy :)
Today was a good day.
5th year is over, and I can safely say it was the best school year of my life.
I'm wearing a bear onesie, your argument is invalid.
Yesterday was a nice day, I went to my boyfriends house, he made curry and we watched the Eurovision. Is Azerbaijan even in Europe?
Today I have some kind of flu, and I can't go near my momma because if she catches my cold it'll put her back in hospital. Bums.
