Something keeps biting me in my sleep. I woke up with this on my shoulder and the area around the bite really sore. My flesh isn't decaying or missing so I think I can rule out a zombie attack. Though I could have been bitten by a vampire. I mean I'm not craving human blood or anything, but I've already shown signs of being a vampire before the bites occurred. I am extremely pale and nocturnal. So if I am burned by the sun or have a strange urge to drink my roommates, I'll know I"m a vampire for sure.
This is a reenactment of my face when I stepped out of my room and a gigantic wall of stench hit me. Yep, my Korean roommate made something related to fish, and it did not smell pleasant.