Hey boothers, I wanna tell you a story about my awful ex-girlfriend, wanna hear?
So I talk to this girl for 2 month trying to keep things interesting so I stay outta the friendzone, and I see some of my friends getting flirty so I finally get the guts to ask her out before they do. she says yes and she breaks it off a week later. she says I was too good of a friend to lose, cause she doesn't like her last bf.
Well, we only hung out twice after that, and I see her flirting with my friend one of those nights and that's like 2 days after, and she blows off all our plans, and I'm the only one trying to keep us together, and I feel so stupid cause I always felt it was going on but I wanted to trust her.
So last week I find out that she did have sex with that guy, another one of my friends, and one of my friends brothers, so yeah... she's a whore, big time!!
but hey! look on the bright side, I've had perfect hair for a week now, new record xD
so have a nice day!! =]
(Things I wasted in this relationship)
-1 stuffed animal
-2 bracelets
-1 necklace
-$20 worth of flowers
-1 condom
-4 months of time (yes, sex once in 4 months)