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    Imagine finding this in your kitchen! It's like, half good, half bad. The new ying-yang, you know what I'm sayin'?
    I want to make a t-shirt out of it, any thoughts?
    (yes, my final exams have been over for 1 day and I already started making this crap. I need a job.)

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  • PleaseDontFuckMyCat snapped a picture

    I like sunglasses.

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    Beach tournament for kids:
    U12 devision: 5/7 (but it was their first real game ever!)
    U16 devision: 1st + Spirit (price for the nicest team)
    U20 devision: 1st
    Guess I'm not such a bad trainer/coach after all!

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    My shirt kinda shows my nipple and now I have to decide if it's appropriate to wear to my English exam tomorrow...

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    1 week 1 day ago

  • PleaseDontFuckMyCat snapped a picture

    My mom went on a holiday without leaving any money. Now I have to think of a way to make money to buy food... Seriously considering prostitution right now, I am very hungry.

    I also hate studying.

    Maybe I'll just eat my cat. I guess I can live off him for one or two days.

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    1 week 3 days ago

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    My best friend and fellow morron looks like a puppy. I think. Spot the 7 differences?

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    1 week 4 days ago

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    I've got a bigger biceps than @TheGermanJonas and he knows it!

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    My mom cut my hair...

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    1 week 4 days ago

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    I just applied my first facial mask, just to show the world how manly I am.

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    1 week 5 days ago

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