And so, the time has nearly come... it's been around 6 years since I've had my hair cut, but come July 3rd it'll all be gone :( I'm raising money for CLIC Sargent, a charity which helps children and young people who have been diagnosed with cancer. If you want to sponsor me and help me reach my target of £250 you can donate to me online! :)
I pity you toast, as you sit alone,
for you are much like me.
Silent, solemn, rather square,
what a pair make we.
It's not without a second thought,
that I take a bite of course,
but your crusty walls, a sturdy fort,
are toppled by my trojan horse.
You tumble around the cave as the stalagmites and stalagtites
come crashing wildly about your head!
"Look out! Look out! Ride the wave! We cannot win this fight!
Take the exit quickly now, or this place will be our bed!"
Tumbling down the waterfall, you're plotting your revenge.
I know you toast, I know your tricks that last for hours on end.
I tried to stop myself, I did, but my love was far too real,
You're my one true weakness, my biggest flaw, you're my achilles heel.
I know I ought control my greed;
alas it's too late now.
While I don't judge by race or creed,
I wish I'd eaten brown.
This was a little while ago. It includes myself as an avatar, as well as @Sineadybaby as Minnie Mouse and @Dazmataz as a Spartan warrior. I don't remember much about this night apart from everyone staring at me and wanting to take photos with me. Good times. :D
It's just a shame that you can't see my tail or my bow and arrow :(