Considering I now look far more like that messiah figure of yours than I used to back when I frequented DailyBooth, I've come to the realisation that the second coming has in fact been a gradual process over the years since my birth.
Through many of your kind comments over the years, I have realised I am in fact that of which you speak - Jesus Christ.
So, if you care to send me your worldly possessions and/or all of your money, as a sign of gratitude and guarantee into paradise, please feel free to do so.
I shall be setting up a separate delivery address just for this purpose.
''Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
Oh, I've lost my Wife
Cos she died in a fire last night.
Seem to have picked up a mild case of radiation poisoning on my way home from work today, I'm sure it will blow over by tomorrow; can't let them documents go unchecked, no matter how profusely my eyes/nose/anus/painus bleed.
I'd just like to say that I had so much whisky, rum and vodka, I ALMOST threw up all in my girlfriend's uncle & aunt's house, in front of all their chidlers.
But then I didn't, I'ma sorry @crabsman, no Kings.
