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    Crusty canaries. I suppose, I don't know, what more do you want from me?

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    4 days 14 hours ago

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    Yesterday's booth was actually a reference to my inability to urinate.

    I watched Igby Goes Down last night, there was a scene where Kieran Culkin got beaten to a pulp by Jeff Goldblum. Good stuff.

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    December 29th, 2011

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    Sometimes, sometimes I come out in the light.

    AHH but it burns!

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    December 28th, 2011

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    You see, beards can fall off just like any other sheddable body-part, they're no different to teethnails, mid-lips, brow-folds or shoulder wax.

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    December 17th, 2011

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    I found this fashionable beard lodged in the hinges of a dirt-ridden toilet seat, semi-floating effortlessly in a clogged pool of upset excrement.

    FASHIOM HEIGHTS.

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    December 6th, 2011

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    Seem to have picked up a mild case of radiation poisoning on my way home from work today, I'm sure it will blow over by tomorrow; can't let them documents go unchecked, no matter how profusely my eyes/nose/anus/painus bleed.

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    September 25th, 2011

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    Last night I saw Jeffy in the cinema.

    All them filthy students were off on a night out, but I went to watch Jurassic Park.

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    September 24th, 2011

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    This one goes out to all 137 of my followers. I love you guys more than I love my own cock n' balls.

    Respect.

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    August 31st, 2011

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    I'd just like to say that I had so much whisky, rum and vodka, I ALMOST threw up all in my girlfriend's uncle & aunt's house, in front of all their chidlers.

    But then I didn't, I'ma sorry @crabsman, no Kings.

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    August 21st, 2011

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    Yeah, so, I haven't shaved in a few weeks, and before tonight, I hadn't washed in 5 days.

    Pretty cool, I know.

    Peace, yo.

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    August 16th, 2011

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