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    Sup.
    I'm sick.
    Cough syrup is my friend. Not only because I like the taste of it now.

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    February 20th, 2012

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    <:-I

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    November 11th, 2011

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    CRAY CRAY FISH!

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    November 6th, 2011

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    Since this webcam is such an important part of my life at this point, I might as well use it to do this.

    Read this only if you're bored. I basically whine about the media and people's interests not making any sense.

    Yesterday everyone was gossiping about the 5.9-magnitude that occurred in Virginia, when there was a major hurricane blowing through the Bahamas toward North Carolina and eventually New England. It's supposed to ravage the Outer Banks of NC as a Category 4 hurricane.

    If you didn't know about the Saffir-Simpson scale, read this paragraph (if not, SKIP IT): it classifies hurricanes based on the intensity of their winds, the primary culprit of weather-inflicted damage, as with tornadoes. Each hurricane is given a Category, ranking from 1 to 5, with 5 representing the greatest intensity. Categories 1 and 2 are the weaker hurricanes (though they're still hurricanes), and Categories 3-5 are called "major hurricanes," which are more dangerous.

    Hurricane Irene is currently a Category 3, the weakest of the major hurricanes...so it's a strong hurricane, but on the weak end of the strong ones. I've been worried about my baby @bohosolo being affected by the hurricane, but the forecasts keep putting Irene's track farther away from her as time goes on...so that's good. She'll still see some heavy rain and wind though, I'm sure.

    What pisses me off is that yesterday, people were talking about the pansy-ass earthquake. On the Richter scale, an advancement of 1 point up on the scale indicates an earthquake 32 times stronger...so a 6.0 is 32 times stronger than a 5.0, a 7.0 is 32 times stronger than a 6.0, etc. The earthquake in Japan that caused the tsunami in March had magnitude 8.9, which is 3 more than the one in Virginia. That means that the Virginia earthquake was 32^3 times weaker; in other words, the strength of the Virginia earthquake was 1/32,768 that of the one in Japan in March. Not to mention that just 5 days ago, another earthquake rocked Japan with magnitude 6.8, but I never heard about that.

    It's just kind of annoying to see the unjust priorities of what people care about reporting. People would rather report something minor that they felt directly, than a problem that's much larger that they aren't currently feeling. I'm going to go play piano PAYCE

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    August 24th, 2011

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    My face sweats when I eat these...Does anyone else have this reaction?
    Also I'm starting to see these come back in a lot of places! HUZZAH they used to be really hard to fine.

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    July 24th, 2011

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    We have a frog who's been chilling in our little pond for the past few weeks. HES SO COOL

    I'm going to answer some questions from some stupid thing I did a few years ago on Facebook. I thought it would be interesting to see how the answers might have changed.

    1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS- HOW DID YOU GET IT?

    I have a few scars on the back of my right hand and on my right knee from when I took a tumble on the asphalt pavement working for the state DOT surveying. I tripped climbing out of a steep 6'-deep ditch on the side of the road, couldnt keep going and fell. Little did I know that asphalt is REALLY ABRASIVE. I scraped myself real bad. I landed in front of a truck moving fast down the highway, so I did a barrel roll off the pavement into the other ditch. I DID A BARREL ROLL AND IT SAVED MY LIFE THANKS PEPPY

    2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

    A BIG FUCKING MAP

    3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

    None of that shit. I sleep like a pro.

    4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

    Anything that took a lot of cognitive effort to produce. Not the manufactured cheap crap they produce with a catchy beat and lyrics that say the same trashy shit all the time.

    5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
    12:41 am

    6. WHAT/WHO DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

    I want to be with my baby @bohosolo forever and ever and never leave her.

    7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

    See #6

    8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

    my mind

    9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
    6-1 ish

    10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

    not unless it impedes my breathing.

    11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

    No, I rather embrace it. It's fun to resort to your other senses. I'm very aware of what is around me at all times.

    12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

    ehh

    13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?

    The heartlessness of everyday people
    14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

    Brown stuff.

    15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
    where the trees are green and the sky is blue

    16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK

    Give me an apple and some sugar
    17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
    pepperoni, if I hafta say just one.

    18. FAVORITE FOOD?
    idk. Pot stickers or pizza from Giordano's/Papa Del's

    19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?

    The colors of nature. The greens of the trees, the blues of the skies and water. Most importantly GREEN

    20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

    LOL. I hope to god you mean the crackers.

    21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

    My love. I'm not sure who she's a gift from though.

    23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

    no

    24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

    Brand? I don't like brands. Names aren't important.

    25. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?

    I don't idolize. Celebrities and the media are all corrupt, and following them would be a waste of my life.

    26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

    Make that 3 dogs.

    27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

    An old Siberian husky and two lil mutt dogs

    28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

    Leaving?! LOL I've already fallen in love with someone far away.

    30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

    72

    31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

    Whichever one isn't fake. Unless neither or both are. In those cases, the brunette.

    32. FAVORITE QUOTE?

    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Theodore Giesel, p.k.a. Dr. Seuss

    33. FAVORITE PLACE?

    I don't know until I try finding it. Which is why I want to find it. I like the mountains of the West.

    34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

    I've made it to southern Ontario, Canada. So, not really.

    35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

    The cuteness and the desire of my baby...she can turn me helpless

    36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

    No. Imogen Heap follows me on twitter. LMAO -_-

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    July 19th, 2011

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    Me and Mr. Barkles!

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    July 17th, 2011

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    HAWY GAWYS. AWY'M UPSAWYDE DEAOWN.
    I figured I'd add this to my mundane routine before bed. The other is changing my profile picture on twitter to the number of days until I get to see my adorable lovely baby gurl.

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    July 11th, 2011

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    This one is pretty cute

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    March 10th, 2011

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    ...Hi
    I'm kind of lost in her right now.
    Get back to me later.
    <3

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    March 10th, 2011