Fake smiles are a sales associates best friend. Half the time I don't even listen to what the person is saying I'm just listening for key words. I generally hate people and kids, yet I work in the toy department and give the fake laugh or smile every time a little douchebag kid messes up the legos i just spent organizing or something else where i want to slit their throat and watch them bleed out over the furreal pets.
Working 1 hour under full time to get jibbed on benefits but still working the maximum part time plus school plus rotating non stable shifts make me a sad panda. Note the Sad Panda Eyes
